Five-foot Midget

Anyone that is particularly short. So short that they can't realistically fuck anyone up that is of respectable height. These people are typically wimps.

Man, Brandon Ektabani is five-foot midget.

by hiaatus February 09, 2013

midget tickler

A phrase defining when a person inappropriately touches children. Slang word for pedophile/ sexual predator.

Be careful Evan, your new neighbor Jake is a midget tickler!

by Evake March 24, 2024

I like torturing midgets

A grown man who likes having sex with midgets.

I like torturing midgets Is a definition in the texting world.

by WBAP December 12, 2021

Midget Squat Fuck

A short or small person that is an arsehole or generally a bar person

Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck

by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020

Midget Digit

When you need to take life one step at time.

I want the large butt plug, but first I'll have to midget digit.

by Pineapple River September 20, 2021

midget beater

male that constantly beats his meat with a penis under 1 inch in length

Brandon is a midget beater

by Jacob eat June 25, 2018

Midget Supremacist

A midget supremacist is a little person that believes that little dwarves like himself are being opressed by large people and they hate biggers.

If you ever see a midget supremacist, you can punt them across a football field if they call you a "bigger".

"I HATE BIGGERS!!!"

-Words of a midget supremacist

by thefatty_Blow January 26, 2025