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Marcus Meldrew

marcus meldrew is not impressed
by Bitchiest bitch in town February 20, 2023
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Marcus Jensen

The hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet who usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is always confident about himself. A Marcus Jensen can kick almost anyone's ass and is quite a gentleman. Always get with a Marcus Jensen, you will always be pleased.

He is also most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you.

The one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.
Example 1

Person 1 : "Man that guy guy was so good last night, he had such a big dick."

Person 2 : "Must have been a Marcus Jensen"

Example 2

The one that is indescribable.

"The One".

Example 3

Girl: wowzers he's amazing..

Boy: Whatever..

Girl: You're just jealous.

Boy: Am not.

Girl: Its okay... You have every reason to be jealous.... That's Marcus Jensen.
by jbdfsuusdbfisueuubfeubibesfubi January 10, 2018
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Marcus

A guy who is the most good looking man. He loves many many things like doughnuts, pizza , and brussell sprouts.
But watch out marcus is sometimes dangerous, he will trap you in a dark alleyway and moan.
by Airyn Stevenson May 9, 2022
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Marcus

The man that knows the truth. He discovered it in 1910 with his mate Josh Hutcherson. They were out exploring the lakes of Scotland when suddenly a young fish named Koi tried to tell them lies. But they knew his tricks so they weren't fooled! After beating his game they retrieved the truth and brought it back to the world.

Lucky for us, the whistle can be heard by all. Thank-you Marcus and Josh Hutcherson. You are heroes.
Josh Hutcherson: .....
Marcus: Ok buddy.
by JohnSmithChristmas2023 December 24, 2023
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Marcus

A "man" who doesn't exist.
It is a figment of our imagination
Marcus? What the he'll are you talking about? Are you feeling alright? Did you hit your head?
by hamtur August 26, 2023
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Marcus

Marcus is a wonderful big boy with a big dih. Very trust worthy and friendly. Someone who is a very hard working king.
"Marcus" primarily functions as a masculine given name with historical and etymological roots. Here's a breakdown of its definition:

* Origin:

* It originates from ancient Roman pre-Christian times.

* It's derived from Latin.

* Meaning:

* The most common meaning is "dedicated to Mars." Mars was the Roman god of war.

* Historical Significance:

* The name was prevalent in ancient Rome.

* Notable figures like Marcus Aurelius, the Roman emperor and philosopher, contributed to its historical significance.

* Usage:

* It's a widely used male given name across various cultures.
In essence, "Marcus" is a name with a strong historical connection to Roman culture and mythology, signifying dedication to the god of war.
by David Armstrong March 20, 2025
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