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Knock, Knock Motherfucker

When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.
Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"

Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."

Larry: "A what now?"
by The mystery shitter April 27, 2022
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Sexy motherfucker

Hey Lennon what is a sexy motherfucker

A sexy mother fucker is you
by Jayden mc November 30, 2021
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Motherfuckers

A motherfucker is a low-life piss-taker that is a bastard is every-way possible. These are older versions of sluts
“Motherfuckers, i didnt know Daniel was gay!”
by Ava-wxx December 21, 2021
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Full-Time Motherfucker

Someone who wakes up and chooses to be a f***ing dog. Competing with themselves day in and out, no rest. Just a sick motherfucker working full time.
I see this guy in the gym everyday, sometimes even twice! He’s a full-time motherfucker!
by differentbreeddefinition December 27, 2020
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Motherfucker

Your a motherfucker
by Im_a_goat April 19, 2018
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A cunty ass motherfucking dumbass buffoon!!!!

People who say they are a

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without being epic swan pose!!

other examples are people who take very famous quotes all the time such as.

"maybe if you wasn't bussin' off them yerkies all day you'duh thunk of a better plan, dingo!" - John Marston
“You sir, are a fish” -Arthur Morgan
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kelvin coolidge: "He is such a A cunty ass motherfucking dumbass buffoon!!!! Am I right William Raft?"

Fester Arthur: Agreed!
by non epik swan pose January 7, 2025
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