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Vegetable lookin´ass motherfucker

A motherfucker who looks like a vegetable. Most common is the shape of a leek or a broccoli.
A: Isn´t that Billy over there?

B: That vegetable lookin´ass motherfucker again?

A: Yes.
by Scharcoon February 27, 2018
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Hairlip motherfucker

When someone is a hairlip and also a motherfucker too.
Can’t you do anything right you hairlip motherfucker
by Siamese salamander June 4, 2025
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Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!

When a person, usually in response to pain, emotional or physical, begins a crazed angry yelling to vent their frustration, often going down the list of the curse words they know.
I stubbed my toe
"Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!" I yelled
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
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Motherfuckers

A motherfucker is a low-life piss-taker that is a bastard is every-way possible. These are older versions of sluts
“Motherfuckers, i didnt know Daniel was gay!”
by Ava-wxx December 21, 2021
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Motherfucker

The Devils Son who sucks ass so go be a Christian
Man that guy is a motherfucker.
by Idc what my name is June 8, 2018
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smiley motherfucker

Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.
Dave: You killed Greg you smiley motherfucker!
Possible Alien: Next I will cure this world of humanity.
Definitely an Alien: MUHAHAHAHA.
by No_Off_Switch December 4, 2014
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motherfucker

The mother of all fuckers. "Mother" is used as it is in "motherload", in which it is the ultimate version of something. Therefore, motherfucker is the ultimate fucker.
"This is the motherfucking best!"
"You sly motherfucker, you!"
by motherwriter September 5, 2023
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