mississippi slicker

A chinstrap beard popularized in the southeastern United States

Why do all the dudes on Grindr sport Mississippi slickers?

by MississippiSlicker May 29, 2020

mississippi slicker

A thin chinstrap beard popular in the southeastern United States.

Why do all the dudes on Grindr sport Mississippi slickers?

by MississippiSlicker May 29, 2020

Mississippi Stir-Fry

Whatever it is, you can't afford it.

In desperation, I asked her if she could give me a mississippi stir-fry; all she did was direct me to the local library.

by Charlie No-Face July 14, 2020

Mississippi Mudpie

When the girl lays down on her back and the guy squats over her head and poops on her face and tries to trace her eyebrows with his poop

Do you want a Mississippi Mudpie soon? I’m feeling a poop coming on.

by IslandBoi24 August 10, 2020

Mississippi lost cave

a right of passage in Mississippi, turning boy and sister into man and sister.

Godo's been REAL friendly with his sister lately, they must be going to the Mississippi lost cave

by cptnkillsecure June 8, 2020

Mississippi Hickey

Noun. When you misinterpret lyrics to a song, and accidentally give your cousin a hickey.

Person 1: I don’t practice sand tortillas, or whatever Sublime said.

Person 2: Man, you might as well have Mississippi Hickey-ed that song for how much you butchered that.

by mynoduesp_rex June 8, 2020

Mississippi Muffler Shredder

The act in which a hillbilly from Mississippi steals a hot muffler from his neighbor’s running car and uses it to violently circumcise himself.

I think Bill pulled a Mississippi Muffler Shredder instead of going to a regular doctor.

by Lord WizarD III October 30, 2020