Mississippi Muzzleloader

The act of packing your ball sack into a woman’s asshole using your dick as the ramrod.
I gave my cousin Sara a Mississippi Muzzleloader yesterday after church.
by Y0 N3PH3W. January 06, 2023
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Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.
Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.
by KC Export January 15, 2022
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Mississippi Puddin Punch

1) The act of fisting a woman's vagina to the point of drawing blood

2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.

3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.
Because Joe had given Michelle the Mississippi Puddin Punch the night before, their morning coitus ritual was ruined.

Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.
by deaddognotizzy October 16, 2009
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Mississippi mud trap

I fed Steve tacos to make sure we had a good Mississippi mud trap tonight
by VinnieXX September 07, 2022
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Mississippi waterfall

After anal the giver lays on the floor with black face make up on with their mouth open while the receiver squats over their face and defecate the seaman, diarrhea and blood over the givers face
Devon: hey richard, what shoe polish did you use for our Mississippi waterfall
Richard: just some off brand stuff.
by Chkeni420 April 16, 2025
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Mississippi Waterfall

A Mississipi Waterfall is the act of pissing on a relative
Mom smelt like piss for a week after my brother gave her a mississippi waterfall
by jeremy has no brain August 22, 2017
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Mississippi Orgy

(n.) - the act of having sex with three or more direct family members
Hey Ma! Me, Billy-Bob, and Jimbo are going down to the lake to meet Mary-May and Cousin Tammy for a good 'ol Mississippi Orgy! Wanna cum?

Sure, sweetie. Should I invite your father?
by Chris Blank April 30, 2013
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