Mini Cleetus

Cleetus's son.

That's all I need to say.

Man, I miss mini cleetus...
MINI CLEETUS GET BACK HERE OR I WILL DO MY DARN DANGEST BEST TO KILL YOU WITHOUT PEOPLE KNOWING IT WAS ON PURPO- wait was that camera on... -Cleetus

by Ghast3467 January 15, 2021

Mini milk

Small cows can also be known as Mini Milks, specifically if they are hand held.

Look at that mini milk over there…

by Mini milk awesomecase November 18, 2021

Mini Pizza

A food that freaking sad pathetic alone people eat while watching Seinfeld

"I guess I'll just stay home and eat a mini pizza because nobody wants to hangout with me."

by UltimateDaddy11 January 25, 2020

Mini-pizza

That store pizza. It is really good, actually! Perfect for a fast snack due to it's small size.

Jack: Hey, tom. Did you hear about mini-pizzas?
Tom: Yeah. They're nice, actually.

by A non-fortnite fan. January 08, 2020

mini vanning

Two in the front, five in the back.

Hey, I learned a new term. Its called mini vanning. Two in the front, five in the back.

by Battle-Oozer May 12, 2021

mini-slump

When someone has an average to below average sized penis that has a slight and ever so gentle curve to left.

Man that guy taking a whiz next to me in the urinals must have been in a mini-slump due to the slight and ever so gentle curve to the left.

by king_kongman12 March 20, 2017

mini couch fucker

Not unlike a couch fucker; however, the individual prefers intercourse with smaller couches.

Hey mini couch fucker! Try this one on for size!

by Burritowang May 14, 2016