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Dream ( Minecraft )

An ugly fat bastad who cant even play minecraft, has cheated in manhunts many times and is a massive dick (asshole) on his minecraft server ( dream SMP )

Only 9 year old girls like him (for obvious reasons) and his only hobby on YouTube is to fake manhunts/speedruns.
I fuck the 18 year old women with dream ( Minecraft )
by mommy69420__ June 27, 2022
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Competitive Minecraft

An unofficial online sport for 12 year old boys with titties play with something other than their dicks.
Hey bro dont be saying that unfamily friendly shit in the chat or else youll be banned from playing competitive minecraft.
by ScumbagTito November 30, 2017
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minecraft cringe

Hey lets eat pennis because i play gaycraft 🤡🤡

minecraft cringe
by lucasgamer48 September 5, 2020
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Minecraft sword

The minecraft sword is when you use viagra to grow your penis extremely long and fuck your girlfriend till she bleeds and when someone asks what happened you say "i gave my girlfriend the minecraft sword"
"Hey baby"

"Hi darling want to get the minecraft sword tonight?"
"Sure thing baby!"
by hahahahahahora132 December 20, 2020
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minecraft bedrock

DO NOT GET CONFUSED WITH MINECRAFT JAVA
MINECRAFT BEDROCK IS TERRIBLE
JAVA FOR LIFE
Kyle: you wanna play minecraft
james: what version
Kyle: Minecraft bedrock
James: DISGUSTING
by Glitch Town November 17, 2020
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realistic minecraft

A viral YouTube trend that you put you record your hands in a green screen and put it in a gameplay footage. It sometimes gets cringe and goes too far. For example mickey mouse in minecraft using greenscreen. And the worst part: This gets millions and thousands of views! Because putting your hands in a game turns it "realistic"
Do you want to watch realistic minecraft with me?
by TheFoil August 17, 2017
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Minecraft kid

A kid who plays Minecraft and never shuts the fuck up of hating on fortnite they always make Excuses and say that to a few other games to they are 4-9 years old
by Faisalshub February 11, 2022
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