Bro: You see there’s a hard seltzer by Corona?
Other bro: *opens a White Claw* Yeah man talk about a Juan-y-come-lately.
Other bro: *opens a White Claw* Yeah man talk about a Juan-y-come-lately.
by lastfrontiermama February 28, 2020

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
by MJ cool June 9, 2025

When the volunteer editors at Urban Dictionary repeatedly decide not to publish your fantastical definition of a penis bra (similar to face bra), just because they sell those gaiters for their capitalistic gain.
You urban dictionary late capitalist, don't you realize that selling penis bras would more than redouble your sales?
by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020

by Lexy Karmiński January 3, 2020

a phrase typically said by sketty bitches and esh dogs. Late night is basically saying to your parents that your shopping at the plaza during night but your really going to smoke weed on the bridge and meet up with your eshay friends and do sketchy shit
esh dog: oi ba come late night tonight
sketty bitch: ye cunt ill be there
esh dog: bring the bud
sketty bitch: hell yeah
sketty bitch: ye cunt ill be there
esh dog: bring the bud
sketty bitch: hell yeah
by sketty ass bitches August 7, 2019

You're late to something or you're staying up late, like me who's currently writing stupid definitions to words at 2:34 am.
by LilWolfieWolf December 29, 2018

Usually an assortment of shows hosted during late hours relative to times on the west coast. Usually hosted by possibly depressed lunatics that have either had a full days rest or is heavily lacking rest and is up late attempting to spout psuedo-philosiphy, exaggerated scientific facts, and forceful personal opinions praying someone will tune in eyes and ears to pay attention.
During this time, I like to turn on my device and view the latest Late Nights with... for unknown reasoning besides "they talk funny and I listen and smile"
by DinhKappa July 11, 2017
