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Jordan-Logic

used by Jordans worldwide, a kind of twisted logic which only makes sense to Jordans or close personal freinds of such people, who have, over time, become accustomed to this odd use of langauge.

also known as Jordan-Slang, Jordan Rhyming-Slang, or most commonly "what the fuck? speak normally you twat."
"in a beef lizard"

in short, translated means:

"in a beef" - beef meaning roast, raost rhyming with toast, toast you have with jam, jam is made from strawberries and they contain straws. straws are a tube, tubes are like london. london is the capital. capital is money. i have £4. this is little.

"Lizard" - in greek Sauros. similar to sauron from lord of the rings. there is a race called orcs. ORCS contains almost all the letters in the name OSCAR. oscar wilde. wilde sounds like while.

so, in short, "in beef lizard" is translated into "in a while"

For example:

"Jordan 'insert last name here', are you coming out?"

"In beef lizard"

"Okay what time?"...etc

This is a simple explanation of Jordan-Logic
by Tom Metcalfe November 23, 2006
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Jordan Huxhold

Lucifer himself trying to settle down on Earth through Tiktok
Did you see jordan huxholds last tiktok ?
Yeah, I don’t even mind going to hell now 😏
by ttotallyn0tmE October 6, 2020
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Jordan

an ugly poop face who dosn't deserve to be alive, a stupid blondie, and a winer face LITERALLY!
that girl has a winer on IT'S face IT'S name must be Jordan.
by I ran the taco dog March 22, 2010
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Air Jordan

uh-oh! there is poop on the toilet seat. Looks like I will have to Air Jordan this one.
by handleslice899 June 2, 2015
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Jordan-kyle

The act of mixing up a person's first and last name because their last name could easily pass for a first name, provoking extreme anger from a person.

Usually only premenent in italian New Jersey suburbs, because of the stress of maintaining a constant fist pump whenever listening to 'Guido Beats'. This fist pumping action results in extreme irritablility, therefore a heightened reaction from the first-last name mix up.
Dayo: Why did jordan storm off like that?

Jer: Well you completely Jordan-kyle'd him.

Dayo: Well his parents were dumb enough to give him a last name that could be a first name he deserved it..
by JROC444 December 8, 2010
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jordan connor

A hot daddy literally flaming hot. makes me want to die because he’s so hot. but sadly he’s engaged, well not sad because he’s happy but sad for everyone who likes him.
jordan connor: you’re daughter calls me daddy too
by satan is me February 16, 2019
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Jordan Knotts

Noun. Prounounced, Jordan Kah-nots.

A "Jordan Knotts" is the typical nimrod of every highschool, city, state, etc. A Jordan Knotts claims they are completely straight, but everyone knows they like to suck big black cock on the weekends. A person defined as a Jordan Knotts typically finds pleasure in shoving wide, thick objects up their anus and feels the need to be turned on by things the average person wouldn't normally be turned on by or things that are frowned upon by society. For example, their mother, your mother, their grandma, jews, their father, turtles, black poop, bloody poop, and even period blood. A Jordan Knotts can appear awesome at first, but don't let them fool you. They're are quite the trickster!
"Jordan Knotts is such a Jordan Knotts."

"Dude, stop being a fucking Jordan Knotts."
by purrgostine wong December 6, 2011
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