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jon job

Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.
That guy I was falling for has a girlfriend. What a Jon job.
by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013
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jon-jon

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hey jon-jon lets go to the gaybar to bash on some queers
by silicone jon-jon ducky May 10, 2019
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sloppy jon

A co worker who lies all of the time and is late a lot as well as sometimes sleeping through his alarm. Sloppy Jons have great humor and are sometimes awkward.
Oh man, he is such a sloppy jon. Such bad news.
by trollishcoworker May 17, 2015
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Jon moshe

A guy whose dick is craved by the female society. Often times a doofus but at others reminiscent of Albert Einstein. Jon moshe is a guy who could take a bong chop and then fuck your mother the next.
“Hey have you seen Jon moshe around?”

*jon moshe enters the room*
Everyone: “yo it’s jon moshe!”
by Rollo423 October 2, 2022
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Jon Rep

A "Jon Rep" is a variation press for the flat bench press, the "Jon Rep" is similar to the flat bench press in that an individual retains proper bench form, however, the range of motion is halved. By halving the rep an individual is completing a "Jon Rep" and by doing so is slowly becoming both intolerable to dairy and increasing the probability of obesity. The "Jon Rep" is named after famous influencer Jon Wierenga who is known for his collaboration with GymShark as an upcoming body-positive lifter who spreads the message that the gym is more about complaining about injuries than performing actual hard work.
Hey, Look at that fat cripple! "far out!" he's hitting an iconic Jon Rep, holy! he's nearly benching his body weight!
by bowiesolomangmail January 3, 2023
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Jon Cryer

American actor. Mostly famous for playing Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men.
Jon Cryer is the perfect potrayal of alan
by superbobble.com April 13, 2017
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Jon

Of or pertaining to the acts of homosexuality; can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb
Will you be going to the LGBT Jon festival in San Francisco this year?
by Bobbylite2894 May 15, 2018
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