Jazz jam

When a woman or a man magically manages to fit a jazz instrument up their crotch and it gets stuck.
Daughter: Mom I’m in another jazz jam

Mother: Not again! John get over here!

John: I’ve got this

Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?

John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.
Get the Jazz jam mug.

Stadium Jazz

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness
Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album"
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."
by olivemondegreen December 02, 2020
Get the Stadium Jazz mug.

Stadium Jazz

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness.
Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album."
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."
by olivemondegreen December 02, 2020
Get the Stadium Jazz mug.

Jazz your Apples

To grab someone ruthlessly by the balls and shake them
by no02345t6 September 20, 2023
Get the Jazz your Apples mug.

Pull a jazz band

(v.) the act of faking an injury to get out of something you don't enjoy
Person 1: Man, I really hate playing soccer. The team is full of douches.
Person 2: Dude, just pull a jazz band and get out of it.
by Anonymous5073 February 15, 2016
Get the Pull a jazz band mug.

Moody Jazz

the retarded and fucked up way of saying the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure stand "Moody Blues"
"I just drew Moody Jazz"
"It's Moody blues you retard"
by Pneumonological February 12, 2025
Get the Moody Jazz mug.

ECM Jazz

A type of jazz music that is associated with the record label ECM. Common characteristics in ECM jazz is drawn out compositions and focus on atmosphere over melody, usually taking cues from other genres such as Classical or New Age.
Dude 1: When did you get all of these records?

Dude 2: It's all ECM Jazz, so I got it for a bargin.
by montezumas00322 July 29, 2024
Get the ECM Jazz mug.