Jazz Crabs

A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.

I went to Ibiza and caught Jazz Crabs.

by Thumper McButtcheeks August 11, 2021

Jazz

Jazz is the definition of depression

I can't stand Jazz, she is depression

by Shoosh_now August 30, 2021

Jazz Fusion

Jazz + Funk + Rock = Jazz Fusion

"I found a cool new band, playing jazz fusion."
"Shut up."

by worm_snorter December 7, 2024

the jazz taker

The type of person who is very knowledgeable of jazz music.

The jazz taker was able to describe all different eras of modern jazz music.

by Dr. Hendo June 26, 2025

the jazz taker

One who has extensive knowledge with a wide array of jazz music era.

The jazz taker defined differences between modern and classical jazz music genres.

by Dr. Hendo June 26, 2025

Jazz fags

This is a British term for smoking weed. A fag is a cigarette, and a jazz fag is weed

'She's stoned. She's been at the jazz fags again'

by rickers1 August 11, 2025

Jazz

Barbie with a heartbeat, overflowing with elite rizz. Pretty in pink, smooth in the soul - cute, confident, and dangerously charming.

she is so fresh, pure and just jazz

look how jazz i am

do ya think i got some suicidal jazz huh

she has read the book of jazzalations, damn

damnnn bro you’re the jazzard of oz

jesus saved the blind man from the effects my freaky and intense jazz by keeping him blind 🙈

your jazz is unstoppable but please stop looking at my daddy

My pasta is jazz right now, it taste like weed

by brightest one November 29, 2025