Jake Paul

Another term for cancer.

"Did you know there is another word for cancer?"

"What are you talking about? There is no such thin-"

"Jake paul."

"Oh"

by 420Weebtrash69 September 12, 2017

Jake Lewis

Jake Lewis is a top bloke and is very unique. All women crave a Jake Lewis as there is no one who can do the things that he can. Some may refer to him as the ultimate baller or the swishaholic or even bin box because of his talents in basketball. he can also sink and ball into women's boxes and does so very often. Jake Lewis is as much as a player in basketball as in scoring women. Jake Lewis is a great lover and has a massive penis that can reach up to 20 inches.

(Nicola):Jake Lewis is such a Baller
(Stacey): He can ball me any day

I love Jake Lewis he is amazing

by TheUltimateBaller October 25, 2014

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a hypocritical, egocentric, lying, adultering piece of scum who has an IQ of a doorknob and bullies people into keeping their mouths shut about how much of a cruel, detestable knob jockey with a massive superiority complex the size of his over-bloated ego, while finding spare time for hobbies such as assaulting women but somehow still maintaining a strong fan base of mentally-defected 12 year old girls who are probably smarter than him. He's an illiterate dunce who's had life handed to him on a silver platter by his equally brain-dead brother, who's made a career out of making hilariously pathetic, immature and offensive videos like filming a man who decided to take his own life while in the process Logan Paul makes hundreds of thousands of dollars off of this poor man's demise. In short, o wouldn't piss on Jake Paul if he was on fire.

Jake Paul: "if you always remain the like the bigger person in life, regardless of the situation... that just shows, am I right? "

Meanwhile...

Jake Paul: *pushes a girl over because he lost a game*

by Mark Greenberg January 2, 2018

Jake johnston

A social media influencer who LOVES his supporters of multiple years. He would never dare to block them and his twitch mods are probably the nicest people on earth.

Jake Johnston did not block me on Twitter yesterday, he is so nice.

by alicecull3n May 20, 2021

jaked-out

A house party that gets shut down by the cops.

"This party's getting too big. It'll be jaked-out any minute now."

by Anonymous7777777777 September 16, 2006

Jake Peralta

Is a main character from the TV show "Brooklyn Nine-Nine". He often acts like a child. He is married to Sgt. Amy santiago And his best friend is Detective Charles boyle. One of his Catchphrases is "cool cool cool cool". won the first Halloween heist.

Jake Peralta is an amazing detective/genius

by joeyperalta August 17, 2021

Jake Jones

A Jake Jones bust down is a cigarette that someone (usually jake jones) smokes down to the Newport sign and gives it to you. A.k.a a crappy bust down.

Let me get a jake jones. , Why did you jones me?

by Tree dwelling coalition May 28, 2016