Jake Paul

Another term for cancer.

"Did you know there is another word for cancer?"

"What are you talking about? There is no such thin-"

"Jake paul."

"Oh"

by 420Weebtrash69 September 12, 2017

Jake Lewis

Jake Lewis is a top bloke and is very unique. All women crave a Jake Lewis as there is no one who can do the things that he can. Some may refer to him as the ultimate baller or the swishaholic or even bin box because of his talents in basketball. he can also sink and ball into women's boxes and does so very often. Jake Lewis is as much as a player in basketball as in scoring women. Jake Lewis is a great lover and has a massive penis that can reach up to 20 inches.

(Nicola):Jake Lewis is such a Baller
(Stacey): He can ball me any day

I love Jake Lewis he is amazing

by TheUltimateBaller October 25, 2014

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a hypocritical, egocentric, lying, adultering piece of scum who has an IQ of a doorknob and bullies people into keeping their mouths shut about how much of a cruel, detestable knob jockey with a massive superiority complex the size of his over-bloated ego, while finding spare time for hobbies such as assaulting women but somehow still maintaining a strong fan base of mentally-defected 12 year old girls who are probably smarter than him. He's an illiterate dunce who's had life handed to him on a silver platter by his equally brain-dead brother, who's made a career out of making hilariously pathetic, immature and offensive videos like filming a man who decided to take his own life while in the process Logan Paul makes hundreds of thousands of dollars off of this poor man's demise. In short, o wouldn't piss on Jake Paul if he was on fire.

Jake Paul: "if you always remain the like the bigger person in life, regardless of the situation... that just shows, am I right? "

Meanwhile...

Jake Paul: *pushes a girl over because he lost a game*

by Mark Greenberg January 2, 2018

jaked-out

A house party that gets shut down by the cops.

"This party's getting too big. It'll be jaked-out any minute now."

by Anonymous7777777777 September 16, 2006

jakes mom

The first woman you sleep with when you leave alcohol or drug treatment

I am happy that once you leave treatment you can have jakes mom.

by erbachjim October 15, 2015

Jake Jones

A Jake Jones bust down is a cigarette that someone (usually jake jones) smokes down to the Newport sign and gives it to you. A.k.a a crappy bust down.

Let me get a jake jones. , Why did you jones me?

by Tree dwelling coalition May 28, 2016

Jake Snow

Unlike the cooler and more badass “Jon Snow” from Game of Thrones seasons 1-6, the “Jake Snow” of Game of Thrones season 8, simply stands around like a blank slate and only acts out of pure interest for his “Queen”, always kneeling in her presence and complying to whatever she demands with little to no self-control, dignity, or intelligence of their own.

“Dude, stop being such a Jake Snow, that girl is just using you.”

“But, she’s mah Queen. If she wants it, I’ll do it for her.”

“She’s literally using your credit card for everything!”

“Isn’t she beautiful?”

by SolusPrimus67 February 11, 2021