jaded dick

1. a dick that one has to "work" to get hard.
2. a man who has screwed so many women that he is jaded.
3. a dick that is incapable of getting really hard even though the he is super turned on.

girl - we tried to have sex but he had a jaded dick, not only did i have to work hard for the erection, the erection never even got rock hard...

girls friend - this guy cant even cum when he gets a supreme blow job, and i know three girls who have domed him.

girl - CHRIST, and he's only 17!

by LandMforeva May 13, 2008

jade nguyen

An amazing girl who is very smart. She is very loyal to her friends but to others she can be violent. But other than that everybody loves her!

Jade nguyen is amazing

by Jessica Bella February 7, 2017

getting jaded

When a girl gets double teamed by two dudes, but claims it was an accident.

- "And then she told me she had sex with two dudes?"
~ "Dude you're dating a slut, man"
- "No way, she said it happened on accident!"
~ "How the fuck does that happen on accident? She was getting jaded, bro"

by Laughhinginghatcher November 27, 2013

Jade fluid

The sweet-smelling saliva that shoots out of a girl's pussy when she cums.
In old Tantric myths, this fluid was called 'amrita', or the devine nectar ,and was sucked for strength benefit.

hmmmmmmmm...i want a refill!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

jade fire

the greatest ska band in the northern hemisphere

jade fire is fuckin a' mazing.

by Tonto September 19, 2003

Jade Ko

Jade Ko is an amazing singer and is really funny. she is amazing and perfect
you will always want to be around her because she makes everyone smile and yeah.

OMG Jade Ko is great!

by whitetrash3111 April 10, 2019

Jade Flu

When a non-Asian person is attracted sexually to an Asian person.

John has jade flu, can't get enough of that Asian pussy.

by Thanatos454 December 13, 2010