A weirdo, he is a very sensitive especially when you ask him if he has toothpaste on his face. He knows what he wants in life hint hint it’s baseball. He’ll ask you to “chill” but then always drops out of plans. By the way when you see his chin it hangs down like a chicken.
by Littlechickenmaker January 23, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. Nawala’s finest drug dealer
by Gavin Bertram Klyn November 23, 2021
Get the Jaredmug. The most fattest bussy you will ever see, makes you cream when he walks in the room, and you will never be able to fall out of love with him.
by CrowningDickhead August 23, 2022
Get the Jared Hillmug. He is a cute, smart, and sporty guy. He will end up breaking your heart by not talking to you anymore. He will just ask your friends for nudes and then when you ask them if they ever sent nudes, they say they have never and then when you look at the messages you want to confront them but you don't. It's like when he stops talking to you, right away your friend runs to him like bitch are you jealous or what like what are you jealous go get your own and leave us alone. Like you get jealous when were together and then it's like you trying to get me jealous by getting with him like go fuck yourself and let me live my own life.
Jared is a cute guy.
by rose_love131897236 August 4, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the best boyfriend ever! He might seem like just another stupid boy at first but once you get to know him, its impossible not to fall in love with him. He will say sweet things to you and tell you you are beautiful at any given time. He is a very protective boyfriend because he thinks your the most beautiful girl in his world. He is so cute , funny and just amazing but he doesn't think very highly of him self, and at times he doesn't think he deserves a beautiful girl. If you have a boyfriend named Jared, i want you to tell him how you feel because he is the type of person that will truly listen to every word that you say . Once you fall for him, he will always have a place in your heart no matter what you do. Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. If you fall in love with him, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. My favorite thing about Jared is he always gives the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. That warmth you feel you'll never feel with anyone else in the world . Unsure of himself at times, but Knows what he wants and goes after it. Jared will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world, I know he's changed mine!
by BeccatheWrecka November 12, 2023
Get the Jared Hibbard-Simpsonmug. An amazing person that will go above and beyond. (out of work environment). At work he will never speak, will follow every fucking rule in the book.
by Shirli May 20, 2019
Get the Jaredmug.