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Hauling butts

The act of smoking cigarettes at an abnormal pace or in an excessive fashion. The term implies that the subject's smoking is no longer a supplement to their primary activity, and has become a prominent characteristic of what they are doing.
We were hanging at the corner of Orchard and Pearl - drinking beers, hauling butts and contributing to cosmic babble.

I was 3/4 cocked and straight hauling butts by the bonfire for hours last night.

I spent my half hour between exams hauling butts on the library steps instead of looking over the vocabulary.
by Howboutcha C'mon June 1, 2010
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sewer butt

The term used when you have excessive gas and/or bowel movements that smells like raw sewage.
Man I have such a sewer butt I can't stop farting and shiting!!!
Guy 1 : damn you stink!!!
Guy 2 : sorry I have a bad case of the sewer butt!!!
by T.Pruitt January 15, 2015
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Bonus Butt

When the fatty tissue of an individual's lower back is pressed together by the waste belt of their trousers, giving the appearance of an abnormally long anal cleft, or "Bonus Butt".

The phenomenon is frequently observed when an overweight individual leans forward while wearing a short T'shirt. Bonus Butt sightings are often reported at Ikea and other discount furniture stores, where the obese can be seen plopping and rolling around on various furniture items.
"Gross. I just got an eye full of Tammy's Bonus Butt."

"Don't bother. Nothing in there but boomachs and Bonus Butts"

"That is a tasty Bonus Butt. Yum yum yum."
by Dalton_Road_House October 11, 2012
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Butt Hammered

The act of being extremely intoxicated, far worse than butt trashed. An entirely new dimension of drunk. Enough said.
Sarah, you were butt hammered last night.
by WindowLicker9000 February 4, 2010
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butt river

When one has a poop so sloppy it flows like that of a river
Tom Hanks was so upset by the homemade guacamole made by Meg Ryan that he went to her master bathroom and had a butt river.
by baustin52 November 8, 2012
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brian's butt

"He is the king of asses and the spirit guide to an any asses of ass past. Nobody will ever ass the way Brian asses. He is grandeur of all asses and all asses to ever exist. Brian's Butt. Oh my."
-George Takei
by Tara S November 24, 2013
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Butt Bloat

A butt bloat is a goof. A person who is defined as a butt bloat is a loser. They suck at everything. So next time you see a person that is not a swanky coug (look it up) tell them that they’re a butt bloat and to make me a sandwich
Courtney: Man, that guy is such a butt bloat
Brooke: I know right!
Courtney: Gawd, I could go for a sandwich right now.
Brooke: I KNOW RIGHT?!?!
by ColbyBrockandRadicalRowleyFan December 5, 2019
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