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Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.
Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-
by Dahoodgrill123 November 4, 2021
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Sis before dicks

The feminine counterpart of Bros before hoes. Because no dick (any guy you're interested/ dating, etc.) will be as supportive and caring as your gals squad will always be.
Chloé: No way! So he dumped you out of the blue?
Jeanna: Yes, i think he has another girl
Chloé: No worries, Sis before dicks!! Let's go grab some beers .
by La Garabato November 20, 2016
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Sack em before you shack em

Fucking someone, usually a unattractive person, in the dark or even with a bag over their head.
Damn Cleth is pretty ugly,but I kinda wanna fuk him,well ya know sack em before you shack em.
by Raduck September 1, 2016
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Calm Before the Stork

(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows.

See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.

He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
by Consopite June 9, 2011
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