Hot Pocket

When a straight couple has sex in a sleeping bag, causing them to be very sweaty and disgusting.

Aye, me and my bitch made a hot pocket last night

by Vinny7272 on Xbox November 26, 2020

Alabama Hot Pocket

It is when during sex you shit in a Females vagina and you proceed (optional) to fuck it with your dick or fingers.

Naw bro, I can’t go to the party. I will be giving Jessica and Alabama Hot Pocket

by Go fuck yourself, bitch! January 20, 2021

Hot pocket

When you fart in bed and lift the sheets just enough so the smell hits your significant other right in the face. At the moment of impact you sing “Hot Pocket” like the jingle from the commercials.

“You wanna Dutch oven me?! I’ll hit you with a Hot Pocket when you least expect it!”

“Wanna get sweet revenge? Give him a Hot Pocket.”

by Sassy pantsuit October 11, 2018

Hot Pocket

A slur for Jewish people

“Quick easy thing to cook in an oven”

“Are you kiddin’ me? That hot pocket couldn’t last a second in Auschwitz”

by RanchConsumer December 11, 2023

Is that a hot pocket?

A question asked when a womans vagina is too stuffed, too hot on the mouth.

"Damn girl is that a hot pocket?"

by cockandballssoyummy October 27, 2022

Hot Pocket

When a girl farts and it goes forward, creeping into her Vagina.

I ate too many tacos last night and farted and made a hot pocket.

by Ibuild. June 1, 2018

Dry Socket Hot Pocket

Elderly Woman's Nether Regions.

Man, I can't believe I smashed Ethel's Dry Socket Hot Pocket when I got lit last night.

by Kozaka January 4, 2024