Horny Jail

The place internet perverts go when the Horny Police catch them being horny. Most people go to jail when they simp for streamers/anime characters. Every one gets a trial at the horny court and a horny lawyer before they go to horny jail. Beware Doge, wielder of baseball bat, bounty hunter who sends people to horny jail with one hit of his bat.

Person 1: SSSniperwolf is sooo hot! Would smash!
Person 2: Yessssssss!
Person 3: GUYS STOP BEFORE THE HORNY POLICE CATCH US!! We'll go to horny jail!!
(THIS IS THE HORNY POLICE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP)
Person 1, 2, and 3,: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

horny cringe

A type of a horny that is really cringy, it usually happens with young teens. This type of horny can cause more people to cringe than be turned on. Horny cringe is when someone will talk about how horny they are but it just ends up being cringy

Example of horny cringe:

Oh yeah those legs made me start sweating and made my banana get bigger

by Gothic puppets January 15, 2021

Soft horny

Soft horny is when you are horny in a soft way for someone else. Being horny for love and affection.

"I am so soft horny for you!"

by Yunominu June 24, 2020

food horny

adj. - Craving food in an extreme manner, the way one craves sex when one is horny.

See hungry.

"I'm a little wild when I get food horny; you better watch out."

by TJCapSix August 27, 2005

Horny Bitch

Over heated; can't wait for it

As soon as I hear my man's voice on the phone telling me that he's on his way over. My pussy becomes hot and overflowing with juices and I realize I am a HORNY BITCH!

by Shanitra B. Long Beach,CA. December 10, 2009

horny story

final part

Olivia decided to share the wonderful semen to her friend, and they kissed, sharing the sticky liquid and swallowing it. They've had the best sex ever. The teacher decided to fuck Olivia too, and did all sorts of dirty stuff from rubbing her waist to giving her anal sex. They finally dress back up and came home, their inner thighs covered in cum. I hope you enjoy this horny story :)

by moonxlouvxx April 3, 2022

Horny Jail

This is an inexcapible cell in which you will never see the light of day again. being in horney jail is worse than death.

Dog: go to horny jail
Other dog: *Bonk*

by Joe mamma more like Joe bidin August 31, 2020