My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021

i need to do my homework

u dont know why u cant do ur homework? simple. bec- AHHH ITS A FUCKING LESBIAN

person 1: why cant i do my homework

person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework

by whydoiexistbro March 2, 2023

homework

something stupid

i cant do my homework

by jsbdj November 26, 2021

Homework

Half
Of
My
Energy

Wasted

On
Random
Knowledge

Homework is Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge

by Shoto1399 July 21, 2022

Homework

Torture teachers have to give you after you just spent 8 hours in a place you hate, otherwise known as school. And after those 8 hours of learning ABSOLUTELY NOTHING your teachers have dump a pile of research papers and homework on you so they can torture you and ,make you stay up till 4 am and then they DON'T EVEN CHECK IT the next day

Me : Ugh I have so much homework to do

*4 am *
Me : DONE,
* next day*
Me: Are we checking our homework now
Teacher: what are you talking about
Me:

by Video user June 6, 2018

Homework

what you aren't doing right now

instead of doing my homework i decided to put definitions on the urban dictionary

by 3ating food November 4, 2019

homework

stuff nerds like,but us og people,we get torture out of it,like who ended child labor because this is.

bob:my brain is mush because of lastnights homework. teacher:100 times the home work from last night. bob:..................................................................................

by -0987654321 September 19, 2023