granny cannon

The seats on the bus that are oriented in the direction of travel and elevated above the seats in front. They are favoured by older ladies and do not feature a handlebar. So, in the event of a head-on collision, the passenger will be propelled in the air and towards the front of the bus, hence the name.

"Hey dude, wanna sit next to me in this 4-seat?"
"Nah man, I've got my eyes set on the granny cannon."

by SnuSnuSnu March 31, 2020

fat stinking granny basher

It's were someone is just a disgusting mess and should shut the fuck up

Shut it ya fat stinking granny basher

by Youlookinatmybird June 5, 2017

granny

she’s very very dirty minded but she is funny and knows how to be there for you. i love you granny!

granny: nady what you doing in there?!

by scajawea March 2, 2020

Granny drain

(drain the granny out of it)

It means getting every last bit.

Bitch, come granny drain My dick!!

by Lanabanana69 September 8, 2017

Club night granny

A buxom beautiful thot past her prime. She’s way past the age of rightfully being in the club, but that doesn’t stop her. She’ll never give up. She’s a dyed in the wool party girl and she knows it’s still fun, she’s sure of it….

Yo when the lights claim on I could see real quick she’s a club night granny. I jumped out the bathroom window.

by DOINKDAYS January 7, 2023

Granny

The annoying character that hits you with a baseball bat

Playing granny then granny comes and hits me with a bat
Me:WTF?

by sandman236 July 5, 2018

Granny style

When a women begins to ferociously beat her lady meats for an extended period of time. So long that by the time their done, the women might as well be a grandma.

“Yo Aleesiah, been in her room for hours, she’s going in granny style”! She is still beating your lady meat??

by WolfFL November 3, 2023