There Goes Gary Coleman 

1. reluctance to answer a potentially embarrassing question

2. spoken to instantly divert a captive audience's attention so a speaker can covertly move out of the line of questions

adj. plead the fifth

origin: Gary Coleman is a dead midget and this is a known fact. Any sightings of him will cause anyone to turn around. Mainly because midgets are interesting, and Gary Coleman still makes people chuckle with his recorded tyrades

Reporter 1: Sir did you have relations with your secretary

Wife: Intently listening

Speaker: Hey! There Goes Gary Coleman!!!!

Crowd: **Turns in pointing direction**

Speaker: **drops mic turns and leaves conference**

There Goes Gary Coleman by DJ 1 2 Manny November 19, 2010

Doing a Gary 

-Unwilling to work overtime(unless given ample notice...)

Q: Gary can you work this weekend?
A: Well I will if I have to, and I want it to be recorded that I am available to work, but if other people want to work then I would like them to be considered before me.
Q: So is that a yes or a no?
A: It’s a yes in terms of volunteering, but if possible, it is a no. I just need more notice for these things.
Q: So your doing a Gary?
A: Well......

Doing a Gary by Ed Shears February 25, 2008

HB Gary 

The internet security firm that was hacked by Anonymous and had it's internal emails and memos leaked to public. Anonymous helped reveal that the company was illegally targeting journalists sympathetic to Wikileaks and selling the US Government illegal hacking tools such as rootkits and other malware. In addition, the emails showed they were being hired by Bank of America to target Wikileaks itself with online attacks. The CEO had to resign because of the scandal generated by the emails.

HB Gary threatened Anonymous
Anonymous completely owned HB Gary, tapping their phones, stealing their emails and databases, deleting their back-ups and wiping out the CEO's I-pad and hacking his Twitter account.
Don't fuck with Anonymous

HB Gary by Anonymous83063601 May 5, 2011

Mary/Gary Sueing

Usually used in the rules of RPG's which means someone creating the perfect character which has no flaws.

1: I was amazing and had a perfect personality!
2: You can't do that, Thats MARY/GARY SUEING!

Mary/Gary Sueing by Rpger July 7, 2011

Young Gary 

Anal virginity

"My boss still has his Young Gary." Line cook
"Why do you know this about your boss?" Fellow line cook
"We share because we care."

Young Gary by Toast witda most May 19, 2018

Mark & Gary 

To pull a Mark and Gary is to a have sexual relation with another by touching yourself in front of the said partner and they do the same

Joanna- Did you hear about Emil and his ex last week?
Isabelle- Yea he pulled a Mark & Gary

Mark & Gary by slimvicc March 10, 2022

whacking the gary 

common misconception for "whacking the carrot"

another term for masturbation

"Yeahhhh....so i was whacking the gary the other, and I ran out of lube, so I just used mayonaise."

whacking the gary by ssullivan April 18, 2006