by Don Everest April 7, 2005
Get the The Garden Fresh Specialmug. The action of jamming needles, or similar objects, into you penis and then jacking off until climax. The semen then sprays out like a garden hose chewed by a dog.
I got tired of jacking off normally so I tried out the chewed garden hose, never felt anything better.
by Johnson and the juice crew November 7, 2017
Get the chewed garden hosemug. Friend: "Where is Josh? The party starts in like half an hour and we're already late"
You: "Typical Josh, I bet she is still at home letting the dog in the garden"
You: "Typical Josh, I bet she is still at home letting the dog in the garden"
by Pewpew Boom December 21, 2017
Get the Letting the dog in the gardenmug. One who is constantly digging or picking their crevasses (ass, balls, nose or ear) and inspecting what they find.
Everytime I look up I see that boy digging in his nose and checking it out. He would make a great constant garden inspector
by T-Cracker December 27, 2018
Get the CONSTANT GARDEN INSPECTORmug. the act of shoving an Olive Garden breadstick up one's ass and performing anal sex while using alfredo sauce as lube
by butter-flies January 24, 2023
Get the dirty Olive Gardenmug. So this guy texted omg when I told her that I'm pregnant even though I'm a guy and liek I have no idea what omg means so I went to Google to search for what it meant and it means Organic Mushroom Gardening so yeah if you're gonna be pregnant soon and you don't know what omg means then here you go.
Humanoid 1: Dude you are like so pregnant right now!
Humanoid 3: Hey who ate Humanoid 2?
Humanoid 2: bEcAusE 7 aTe 9!
Humanoid 7: ORGANIC MUSHROOM GARDENING!!!
Humanoid 3: Hey who ate Humanoid 2?
Humanoid 2: bEcAusE 7 aTe 9!
Humanoid 7: ORGANIC MUSHROOM GARDENING!!!
by Akoof May 16, 2019
Get the organic mushroom gardeningmug. by kuhayeluh January 10, 2010
Get the late night gardeningmug.