dick fucktard

a variation of the commonly used term fucktard

a way of calling your friends assholes and telling them you hope they choke on there beer without just coming out and saying it

Dick Fucktard was coined during Operation Green Harvest
Drunken Friends; "your a slut"
Drunken Friends; "no YOUR MOMS a slut"
Drunken Friends; "oh I'LL SHOW YOUR MOM a slut"
Drunken Britt; "you guys are a bunch of dick fucktards"
by Brittvj October 07, 2007
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shit-smellin-fucktard

a stink so aweful that it would make a manure pile smell like heaven. this smell is usually on tanner
benjiman- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL

corydapimp- O MY GOD IT MUST BE tanner THE shit-smellin-fucktard
by onebigcracka May 07, 2005
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Shitty fucktard bitch whore.

A term to describe a person or thing that is behaving in a shitty, fucktardy, bitchy and/or whorey way.

-Use with extreme caution, due to EXTREME power.
That girl is such a shitty fucktard bitch whore.
by Sarahllamapajama April 14, 2012
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Combination of swear words used when you're EXTREMELY pissed off, you're talking no sense.

see shitfaced cocksucker
Fucktard shitfag.
Ala, you bitchface
shit off fucktard

~Swear hacker has been banned~

You fucktarded shitfag ala bitchface. YOU DAM BAN ME
by SwearDisShit August 11, 2007
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Window Licking Fucktard

Elizabeth: hey look at weird looking dude coming through the door.

Maverick: that is a window licking fucktard
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pussy-faggot-emo-fucktard

A person who's a pussy, gay, an emo, and a fucking retard all at the same time.
The British kid in the Ebaum's World video, "Psycho Kid Reviews Modern Warfare Video" is a pussy-faggot-emo-fucktard.

Guy1: Hey, what happened to Guy#2?
Guy3: He got grounded by his mom, so he started crying in his room, shoving a remote in his ass, cutting himself, and then he started running around like an asshole.

Guy1: Wow. That guy must've been a real pussy-faggot-emo-fucktard!
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this is the second definition of the Team-Killing Fucktard also known as the TKFT. the plural form of TKFT is TKFTs.
Definition 1 of TKFT is the True Team-Killing Fucktard. if you are confused on which definition is which, be sure to check out that page, too.

2. Rage-Case TKFT (or Rage-Quit TKFT):

This version of the TKFT is MUCH harder to detect. they are ninjas, assassins and spies. in the world of online games, they are steriotypically pissed-off asshole ten-year-olds about to Ragequit; they tend to talk in the n00b language and are usually almost completely fluent in said language. unlike the True TKFTs, who simply dont know how to play.

Detection:
Early detection is not always possible. Much of the time, this breed of TKFT will go unnoticed in a crowd or teammates, blending in perfectly. The exceptions occur when they make their presence known, often by lapsing into noobish. The known detection methods involve checking for anger and hostility towards other teammates, reviewing the player's dialect to determine if they are a troll, n00b or TTKFT, and by watching for reckless playing manner with heavy weapons.

Prevention:

Unfortunately, this Rage-blinded TKFT cannot be fully prevented. Sometimes, they call for a specific action, such as being expelled from the game or team-killed into RageQuitting. the players who TK or kick this type of TKFT can be referred to (comically) as TKPS or Team-Killing Problem-Solvers.
Note: "Ragequit team-killing fucktard" just announces what breed of TKFT they are. you may mix it up as you wish. some common acronyms are RQTKFT, and RTKFT.

p1: U d1rTy M0Th3rFuCk3r!!! Ur M0M h@d N0 cUmPl@nT$ L@$T n1GhT!!!!! HAHA L0L0L pL0X!!!
p2: Dude, its just a game. what's your problem
p1: 1m M@D @ U D:<
*P1 kills p2 then ragequits*
p3: hahaha! he did such a ragequit. what a Team-Killing Fucktard!!!!!
p2 as he respawns: tell me about it.
by Super-Ultimate-Ownage-Penguin September 11, 2011
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