I was going to my advisory appointment today and my car broke down. i found out it would cost more than my p.o.s. ride is worth to fix it, it never fails.
We saw this guy at a party but didn't look like a centerfolds, so we never spoke a word, he bought the blond a drink. Their usually easy, it never fails.
When you walk into a bathroom and you see your # on the wall reading, "For a good time call...." you immediatly change your number, it never fails. Some one is always gonna give you hell when you break up.
We put each other in the SILENT BOX, it never fails.
We saw this guy at a party but didn't look like a centerfolds, so we never spoke a word, he bought the blond a drink. Their usually easy, it never fails.
When you walk into a bathroom and you see your # on the wall reading, "For a good time call...." you immediatly change your number, it never fails. Some one is always gonna give you hell when you break up.
We put each other in the SILENT BOX, it never fails.
by FeKM!L!fe..ItneverFailsKGK January 19, 2010
Get the It never failsmug. 1)someone who doesn't understand a condom and is now currently screwed because they are prego and cant afford an abortion
2)when you make and elaborate scheme to get laid and opportunities don't work out or plans fall through
3)having an opportunity to get laid and and not taking it
4)see ruby shotgun
2)when you make and elaborate scheme to get laid and opportunities don't work out or plans fall through
3)having an opportunity to get laid and and not taking it
4)see ruby shotgun
1) did you see that girl she is a total sex fail
2)Alex: so how did things go with that girl i set you up with?
Derek: they were good until my came in and asked if we wanted anything to eat
Alex: Total Sex Fail!!!
Alex: d
3) Anthony: what happened with that girl last night?
Gus: she was all over me but it was against my personal morals
Anthony: SEX FAIL!!
2)Alex: so how did things go with that girl i set you up with?
Derek: they were good until my came in and asked if we wanted anything to eat
Alex: Total Sex Fail!!!
Alex: d
3) Anthony: what happened with that girl last night?
Gus: she was all over me but it was against my personal morals
Anthony: SEX FAIL!!
by BLKEAGLEKREW December 9, 2008
Get the sex failmug. A failure of EPIC proportions.
by Lavander Goons May 15, 2009
Get the EPIC FAIL!mug. When something fails in a spetacular way that usually only happens when induced by the TV show Mythbusters.
That top fuel dragster's engine didn't just blow, it exploded like a bomb. It was a total Mythbusters fail
by Cloudchaser Sakonige May 13, 2010
Get the Mythbusters failmug. a more epic way of saying, that failed, because as we all know, adding ass to the end of any sentance makes it better.
by ak;ghfkhgfakhgfkag June 27, 2009
Get the That Failed Assmug. In many ways like a chain fail, but which tends to propagate down a line like a domino effect. That is, if when A fails then B fails, and when B fails then C fails, then if A fails, C fails.
Because Adam didn't fill the car up with gas, his girlfriend, Becka couldn't get to work on time. Because Becka couldn't get to work, she could not add the sales figures to Craig's presentation. Because Craig did not have the sales figures, the client fired Craig. Craig, in turn, reported Becka's habitual tardiness to management, which got her fired. Because she was fired due to Adam's lack of forethought, she subsequently dumped him.
Since when Adam failed, Becka failed; and when Becka failed, Craig failed, Adam created a transitive fail.
Since when Adam failed, Becka failed; and when Becka failed, Craig failed, Adam created a transitive fail.
by BANZ111 October 4, 2011
Get the Transitive Failmug. A fail pwn is best described by using an example. Say a friend of yours requests back-up in any video-game, and you tell them you can't play because you are too tired; this would be a friend fail. If on top of friend failing, your friend gets slaughtered in whatever game they played and lets you know the next day about it, the appropriate response from the absent friend would be, "fail pwn," since by their friend fail, the other was pwned.
Jonny: Wow, you left me to die last night on counter-strike. We got completely slaughtered. What a fail.....
Sam: Yeah, I know. It was definitely a fail pwn.
Sam: Yeah, I know. It was definitely a fail pwn.
by lglpwn January 7, 2010
Get the fail pwnmug.