Filthy Lummox

A sick and disgusting creature who is often overweight and stores dried pizza and hotdogs under his/her breasts. Filthy Lummoxs' live in small caves underground or in Section 8 homes in America. They live off disability and roam the garbage dumpsters for leftovers (that is, if they are capable of rolling there in the first place.) Everyone that has visited the home of a filthy lummox dissappears. The Lummoxs' caves smell of feces and rotten sewage.

"Wonder where Sally went to, maybe to go see that Filthy Lummox down the street." -Jimbo

"You must mean Rosie o' Donnells house!" laughed Terri

by YoungJohnsSon December 19, 2011

filthy jacques

Similar to a dirty sanchez, during anal when your dick is covered in feces, pull out and smear it under her nose and top lip area while eating a croissant.

I was with this chick last night and she told me she wanted me to give her a Filthy Jacques.

by Orgazmo77 December 14, 2020

Filthy

A person who tends to sleep with an over excessive amount of people

You’re a filthy Kevin

by Pussyface November 24, 2021

Filthy Footlong

A possibly world-record shattering turd that measures from end to end, at the very least, 12 inches.

Samantha: "Why were you laughing so hard in the bathroom?"
Barbara: "Holy shit, bitch. I just made a filthy footlong in there. I haven't flushed it yet - you wanna see?"
Samantha: "Hell no, that's disgusting! By the way, why the fuck is your name Barbara?"

by anonguy654280 February 20, 2022

Filthy ghetto nigga

A stupid ass nigga that lives in a ghetto and sucks off people for a dime

Eww look at him he’s a filthy ghetto nigga

by wjdixnsn February 27, 2024

filthy chai

A combination of methadone, nicotine and methamphetamine often used to support an extended period (long weekends) of torrid auto-erotica and self-inflicted abuse. This is a practice with origins in Tai Pei among the expat technology community and has recently surfaced on the west coast, namely silicon valley and the Portland, OR communities.

"Dude, you gotta try the filthy Chai. It'll keep you going until your eyes roll back into your skull."

by Solong Oolong February 23, 2017

Filthy Snowblower

The act of blowing cocaine into someone's anus with a straw, then snorting it back out.

I gave that stripper a filthy snowblower the other night. They don't make water hot enough to scald the shame away after that.

by J-Unit138 November 5, 2012