The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.
Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.
by wowmandude January 09, 2017
by Jasian1028 July 01, 2020
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cassette Tapes Is Bachlut's Music Notes: Angel Jose Robles (Fidel Ángel's next father): The Subnatural Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cassette Tapes Is Bachlut's Music Notes: Angel Jose Robles (Fidel Ángel's next father): The Subnatural Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025
Father Cleomenis (Pater Kleomenis) is a Greek Orthodox priest, whose role upon this world is to find Jewish dogs and parish them from the God's land.
His main ability is chocolate cake throwing (often followed by the sound: ziiiiiiioum ,antio (goodbye)). He rides his motorcycle and breaks the law in his adventure to find all satan's children and throw eggs at them. His clothing consists of a dark robe and a black hat with the orthodox cross, giving him God's protection. His beard is long and fluffy to intimidate anyone who opposes him. Be ware all of you marked by The Beast, because he is the one to toll thy death bell.
His main ability is chocolate cake throwing (often followed by the sound: ziiiiiiioum ,antio (goodbye)). He rides his motorcycle and breaks the law in his adventure to find all satan's children and throw eggs at them. His clothing consists of a dark robe and a black hat with the orthodox cross, giving him God's protection. His beard is long and fluffy to intimidate anyone who opposes him. Be ware all of you marked by The Beast, because he is the one to toll thy death bell.
Quick, John, hide. We have sinned. I can hear the chocolate cakes slamming into the soil. Father Cleomenis is near. There is no escape.
by agreekguyanastasis November 20, 2021
mother is mothering but it's a guy.
person 1: what do you think about Ruston Kelly's new album?
person 2: i'm listening to it right now, father is fathering!!
person 2: i'm listening to it right now, father is fathering!!
by thethreefourzeroseven June 16, 2023
A cult formed by a disgusting bloke called Darren Lewis in order for adults to fiddle with young kids
by theos a fat dog August 09, 2018
What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.
Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...
Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.
Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.
by Jack Atrophy August 09, 2022