Old Enough to Be Your Father

Used to emphasize how old someone is.

"How old is Jerry?"

"Old enough to be your father."

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 21, 2022

the cum father

The cum father is an ultimate creature that men pray to before having sex.
It also is a big wad of cum.

male: *praying* oh dear the cum father, please let me cum during sex with my step sister.

by G.L.B's Channel December 2, 2022

Father

Some punk ass bitch that thinks he is cool enough to hang out with the cool kids

Person1:Hey you know that Father guy?
Person2:Yeah that stupid ass bitch that keeps trying to hang out with us?
Person1:Yessirr

by FAMILY FRIENDLY229 July 14, 2022

your father

its gone.

"Yo jim, your father!"
"My fathers gone."

by mydadleftformilk December 31, 2023

Father Larry

The Patron Saint of Covid. Provides protection against Covid-19 and variants.

-I feel like a pig shat in my head.
- You’re just hungover. Father Larry was at the party last night so there’s no way you caught Covid.

by butterluv December 23, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>My biologicial father spent his life arguing and being a coward<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My biologicial father spent his life arguing and being a coward<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My biologicial father spent his life arguing and being a coward<.7.9.7.6.>

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Father Jokes

They're basically Dad Jokes but WAYYYYY darker, and funnier (depends on your humor).

Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."

by The Partygoers! May 19, 2022