Mind Fat

Someone who is so lazy that they can't even be bothered to do something that requires the smallest amount of cognitive ability.

Ezra: I found a place to get cheap iPod headphones!

Chase: WHERE?

Ezra: They're like 6 bucks on the Internet

Chase: Meh, I don't care THAT much

Ezra: You are so mind fat

Chase: ...

Ezra: ...Want me to get you the link?

by Mr. Body Massage October 5, 2009

fat swany

The act of shoving a whoopie pie down your pants creating the illusion that you have a huge dick.

That bitch last night gave me a HUGE fat swany!

by BigPhatBoi June 16, 2017

fat billy

A boy with big arms and beard. Likes to wear the colour orange and strip naked on colleagues desks during the nightshift. tell skinnier colleagues to move vehicles

Fat billy likes to send pictures of his little friend Russell

by Baedit February 2, 2016

Fat Rooster

A big, fat, engorged cock with ginger pubes.

Roger did my ass with this fat rooster.

I sucked my uncle’s fat rooster.

by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2018

fat crackhead

Rob Ford, Mayor of Toronto

He is fat and sweaty with a giant head and admits to smoking crack while being the mayor of toronto
Therefore he is a Fat crackhead
Maybe the fattest of his kind.

by Vanessa5082 November 5, 2013

Fat Awning

When your back fat oozes over the back of your chair

You could set up camp under that guys fat awning!

by W. Steele January 4, 2018

fat-assism

when someone eats so much and they don't care what, to which they have a disease or condition called fatassism

i have a disease. it's called fat-assism.

by javier montoya jose rodriguez December 13, 2010