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French pineapple

When a woman puts a pineapple ring in her vagina and invites her partner to get it out with his or her tongue
"DId you get your boyfriend anything for his birthday?"

"He is coming over later for a French Pineapple
by Kitna2Furrey September 17, 2016
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French Roommate

I told her that if she took a shower first I’d lick her French Roommate.
by vTK August 7, 2023
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French Hairline

A hairline that is retreating to the back the head.
John: Oh my?!? Jim, what happened to your hair??
Jim: I got a bad haircut
John: No, you got yourself a french hairline, you gotta embrace it and shave the lot or start wearing a hat.
Jim: what’s a french hairline?
John: It’s retreating...to the back of your head.
Jim: huh
John: you’re going bald. Soon there will be no clear definition of where your forehead ends and your scalp begins.
by Butter-cup November 1, 2020
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French Nun

To find or hire a French nun is to contract a prostitute for the sole purpose of making out. The "French" part of the phrase refers to the kissing of the same name, while the "nun" part refers to a long-archaic double entendre wherein "nunnery" could refer also to a house of prostitution.
You'll find me in Paris hiring a French nun - I feel like brushing up my kissing skills.
by rapidlydecayingjoj October 12, 2017
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Dirty French

After going ass to mouth and nutting in their mouth you French Kiss them.
Dude, you Dirty French-ed that stripper.
by LordDarthmare December 5, 2020
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A French Nub

A French nub is a person commonly referred to as Jules and is French. The definition states that they cannot eat baguettes not cheese
Jules cannot eat cheese or baguettes so therefore he is a French Nub
by Saucybagel64 May 3, 2022
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French Chameleon

When you are having intercourse with a girl and you pull your cock out and it looks green and brown as if a chameleon is disguising itself in her ass
Yeah she gave me the best French Chameleon I've ever had
by Crazy hippy monkey balls April 24, 2017
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