I was going to my advisory appointment today and my car broke down. i found out it would cost more than my p.o.s. ride is worth to fix it, it never fails.
We saw this guy at a party but didn't look like a centerfolds, so we never spoke a word, he bought the blond a drink. Their usually easy, it never fails.
When you walk into a bathroom and you see your # on the wall reading, "For a good time call...." you immediatly change your number, it never fails. Some one is always gonna give you hell when you break up.
We put each other in the SILENT BOX, it never fails.
We saw this guy at a party but didn't look like a centerfolds, so we never spoke a word, he bought the blond a drink. Their usually easy, it never fails.
When you walk into a bathroom and you see your # on the wall reading, "For a good time call...." you immediatly change your number, it never fails. Some one is always gonna give you hell when you break up.
We put each other in the SILENT BOX, it never fails.
by FeKM!L!fe..ItneverFailsKGK January 19, 2010
1)someone who doesn't understand a condom and is now currently screwed because they are prego and cant afford an abortion
2)when you make and elaborate scheme to get laid and opportunities don't work out or plans fall through
3)having an opportunity to get laid and and not taking it
4)see ruby shotgun
2)when you make and elaborate scheme to get laid and opportunities don't work out or plans fall through
3)having an opportunity to get laid and and not taking it
4)see ruby shotgun
1) did you see that girl she is a total sex fail
2)Alex: so how did things go with that girl i set you up with?
Derek: they were good until my came in and asked if we wanted anything to eat
Alex: Total Sex Fail!!!
Alex: d
3) Anthony: what happened with that girl last night?
Gus: she was all over me but it was against my personal morals
Anthony: SEX FAIL!!
2)Alex: so how did things go with that girl i set you up with?
Derek: they were good until my came in and asked if we wanted anything to eat
Alex: Total Sex Fail!!!
Alex: d
3) Anthony: what happened with that girl last night?
Gus: she was all over me but it was against my personal morals
Anthony: SEX FAIL!!
by BLKEAGLEKREW December 05, 2008
When something fails in a spetacular way that usually only happens when induced by the TV show Mythbusters.
That top fuel dragster's engine didn't just blow, it exploded like a bomb. It was a total Mythbusters fail
by Cloudchaser Sakonige May 13, 2010
by Lavander Goons May 14, 2009
a more epic way of saying, that failed, because as we all know, adding ass to the end of any sentance makes it better.
by ak;ghfkhgfakhgfkag June 28, 2009
Dick friend: Well since I lost all my money at the casino, I kinda sorta maybe took your credit card and lost that too.
Victim: What a partner fail.
Victim: What a partner fail.
by Timmy-Tuck-Tuck May 13, 2015
A fail bin is where features of an item do not make it to the final product. In modding forums it is where failed mods or games are seperated from the others.
*Mod Developer fails to make something decent*
User: This is crap, Im reporting it to a Moderator
Moderator: Another useless mod? Off to the fail bin!
User: This is crap, Im reporting it to a Moderator
Moderator: Another useless mod? Off to the fail bin!
by Doomtodeath March 03, 2014