Evan Moment

When a gay man is inexplicably homophobic

"Hey, did you hear what John said earlier, I thought he was gay?"
"Yeah, he's having an Evan Moment"

by A Verified Homie October 22, 2022

Evan Vecchiolla

small and fruity

evan vecchiolla’s toes curl to ramen and cheese

by rileylovesJesus January 4, 2022

Evan Davies

Evan Davies is cooler than Nevio

"Evan Davies is a cool person"

by Me Cool 2.0 December 15, 2021

Sharkboi Evan

An amazing person and the best friend you can ever ask for!! Even though he’s older, xe is still short. They always have your back and never leave your side!! Also he’s very fruity.

Me: is it alright if Sharkboi Evan comes over?
Mom: of course! We all love Evan! Tell Evan that he’s accepted in our house!

by Sister in law flo March 30, 2022

Evan san

A cracked rocket league defender but bails on you last game in a tournament. He also has no friends and his parent beat him constantly.

Player 1: omg this kid is so good!

Cracked player: (Leaves game)
Player 2: wow imagine leaving like that must be a Evan san!

by John Wock April 12, 2022

Evan Murphy

Caring and loving guy with the most beautiful blue eyes. He takes care of everyone and is the most selfless person you’d ever meet.

Evan Murphy cannot hang out today, he’s taking care of his grandparents.

by miaalexander111 November 15, 2021

Kiler Evans

Why am i in love with this mannnn tell me why.

Friend: "bro stop simping, hes not it"
Me; "what are u talking aboutttttt???? HES KILER EVANS"

by Urmommy22 January 27, 2022