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someone u would want to spend a lifetime with, and who you'd want by your side through everything, weak but strong at the same time but someone who feels to many things and is too fogiving...
someone i need im my life but i know im going to lose.
If you know him, keep him.
If you want him, tell him.
hurt him, and i'll hurt you.
when hes hurt, my heart bleeds.
If there was a train coming, id push him out of the way so it'd take me instead.
I love you but you need to stop chasing people who dont feel the way i feel about you. Even if its not me, find someone who really loves you for who you are
super miss understood, needs a friend update, scared of being alone but terrified of letting someone in.
someone u would want to spend a lifetime with, and who you'd want by your side through everything, weak but strong at the same time but someone who feels to many things and is too fogiving...
someone i need im my life but i know im going to lose.
If you know him, keep him.
If you want him, tell him.
hurt him, and i'll hurt you.
when hes hurt, my heart bleeds.
If there was a train coming, id push him out of the way so it'd take me instead.
I love you but you need to stop chasing people who dont feel the way i feel about you. Even if its not me, find someone who really loves you for who you are
by Urmommy22 January 27, 2022
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"Nothing that only men like is cool."
"Nothing that only men like is cool."
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Chad: "So?"
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Chad: "So?"
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