Evan Hill

funniest nigga youll ever meet but can also be gay as fuck but he is cool and will ride for any of his niggas

thats my nigga Evan Hill

by thatniggatrevor March 4, 2019

Sharkboi Evan

An amazing person and the best friend you can ever ask for!! Even though he’s older, xe is still short. They always have your back and never leave your side!! Also he’s very fruity.

Me: is it alright if Sharkboi Evan comes over?
Mom: of course! We all love Evan! Tell Evan that he’s accepted in our house!

by Sister in law flo March 30, 2022

evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY

Guy 1 : oh.. that man!! hes gorgeous, the offbrand clothes, the long, smooth hair.. such a stallion!
Respective female : You mean evan mattingly?

by gamergate64 November 14, 2018

Evan Promise

When a friend tells you to come to a party because lots of girls are coming too. When you get to the party there is one hot girl and your friend calls dibs.

Friend- "hey man, you should come to this party! There are going to be so many hot girls!"
You- go to party
Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...

by Banditofrisquitopocoito March 13, 2015

Evan Gunter

Super Sexy Hot Boi 69, thiccc booty having boi, Small child having stature, athletic af, loves boys because he is gay af, humps girls without their knowing,

Evan Gunter is super gay af.

by Chunky Monkey 6354 April 17, 2019

Evan Moment

When a gay man is inexplicably homophobic

"Hey, did you hear what John said earlier, I thought he was gay?"
"Yeah, he's having an Evan Moment"

by A Verified Homie October 22, 2022

Evan Lai

Guy who watches youtube instead of doing homework.

Evan Lai is watching youtube instead of doing homeowork.

by Evan Lai April 3, 2019