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Ethan

He is a big poppy head who sucka da pepper. He also usually has a whopping -2 braincells
Me:hes gay
My g:yes has such an ethan
by Nonceboi69 January 17, 2020
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Ethan

Tends to have longer hair than other males. Never has money on him and doesn't care about anything. Usually Throws up after around 3 shots have consuming. Ethan's also have some of the longest heads out of any name. There nicknames vary from Dude or Absolute Long Head.
Dude, Check out that Ethan.
by Devil85 May 24, 2017
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Ethan

Ethan is one of the most useless people you'll ever meet. He might come off as sweet and caring at first but that's really just all a lie. He'll tell you he cares about, but apparently he cares about a lot of other people. He will straight up lie to your face and act like nothing wrong, while he's lying and cheating behind your back, if you ever meet anyone name Ethan stay far away from him because he will break your heart and not care at all.
Student 1: have you met the new kid Ethan?
Student 2: no but I heard at his last school he treated girls like trash so I don't wanna get to know him.
by The one lied to April 11, 2020
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Ethan

The smelliest boy in the world.
What’s that smell? Oh, it’s Ethan.”
by stinkysmellyskeleton May 12, 2019
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Ethan

A guy who stays at home and smokes weed and plays guitar
Ethan is a pothead
by DICKFACE MAGEE September 30, 2018
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Ethan

That one guy who thinks he's socially awkward but is really the life of the party. Cute, witty, sweet, intelligent, talented in the arts. Not a sports guy, but healthy. Really funny and a great to be around as a friend, or something more. People love him, despite that he doesn't know it. Good job you're a great guy. ❤️
Did you know Ethan's dating her? I can't believe it! She's so... Special...
by Supguysitsmeeee February 18, 2019
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Ethan

Ethan’s are ugly. They usually have long necks. They have .1 inch penis. They cannot get girls. They think they the shit. They a snitch
You see that yellow and black animal with long necks. I call them Ethan
by Badboysvg2791 June 15, 2018
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