gold digger

hey john your girlfreind is the next britney spears/gold digger
by j,baited May 27, 2019
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Gold digger

A girl/guy that asks friends opinions who to flirt with next
"Wow I can't believe that Nick is starring at that gold digger's booty"
by Laughing hoe 323 May 06, 2017
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Gold digger

A guy who dig gold in mineshaft.
Ok just kidding, gold digger means a girl who only look for a man with wealth so they can fulfill what luxury item they want and they will leave you if you goes bankrupt
Guy:"hello babe, wanna get into my lambo?"
Girl:"omg i would love to"

1 year later

Guy:"hey babe, so uuuh i ran out of money and my business got bankrupt"
Girl:"oh thats sad to hear" *proceed to pack up luggage*
Guy:"i should have not take this gold digger"
by Zavelorude September 09, 2021
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Shit Digger

The opposite of a gold digger, someone with an affinity for people of low economic and social status.
''Is Carol still going out with that convict?''
''Sure is, that girl's a Shit Digger if I've ever met one''.
by Truckin Memer March 30, 2020
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Shit Digger

A dumb bitch who knows nothing, yet knows everything & somehow turn everything to shit, an ungrateful bitch.
Man: (it's 2AM) " Hello"

Woman: I think something is wrong in my kitchen. Water is everywhere. Can you come and fix it right away ?
Man: " Let me gather my tools" I'll be there swiftly.

Man: There go your problem. The waterline to your faucet is loose. I tightening it up & everything should be OK again.

Woman: Are you sure the pipe is not bursted?
Man: "Ma'am! Turn on/off your faucet" water fine down here, there no more leak & I'm sure a pipe is not bursted. I've already check and pressurized all your line.

Woman: I can hear something in the wall.
Man: I don't hear anything. But let me check again. " nothing is wrong! everything good to go"
Woman: I can still hear something leaking in the wall.

Man: I'm sure nothing is leaking or I will hear it too.

Woman: You can't tell me what I'm hearing from my wall.
Man: Ma'am! There is nothing wrong. I just fixed the problem.
Woman: I don't think you know what you're doing. I'm going to call a Profesional Plumber.

Noun: My shit digger just pissed me off for coming home from work. She digging up the same ol' shit again.

Advice: Don't make eyes contact or verbal contact, especially verbal contact with shit digger.
by Lordkickass June 30, 2024
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driveway digger

When someone by the name of Erin mould let's four hillbilly and crab infested men plunge there dicks into her like fat men at McDonald's.
'hey I did a driveway digger with ten gypsys last night!'.
by itsmrstealyourgirl April 11, 2015
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care digger

Someone who only likes people (mostly men) because of how much time they give caring for them with cooking, cleaning, laundry, childcare etc.
Guy: You’re such a gold digger.
Girl: Excuse me! I cook, I clean, I even look after your kids that you made me with your baby’s mumma.
Guy: Yeah but that’s what men do. Do what you do best.
Girl: You’re a care digger!
Guy: Sure thing gold digger 🙄
by Spacepony June 23, 2024
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