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blud diamond

Slang for a diamond that is proper shit and not real in any way. Fake bling. More cubic zirconia than H Samuel's. Be a bonafide iced-out play for only £9.99! Keeping it real. Cheap.
Look at David Peckham over there. It's the end of the month. Tesco's has just paid him. So he's flashing his fivers. Buying bottles fizzy wine. And he's covered head to toe in blud diamonds.
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Dan the Diamond Minecart 

A Minecraft Youtuber who is a real pedophile on the game known as "MineBlox". He also made the Holy Bible.
Dan the Diamond Minecart is a real goddess.

Yellow Diamond

-a clod
Yellow Diamond should sneeze herself out of existence
Yellow Diamond by You clod! March 23, 2019

Dirty Diamond 

A freaky girl. She is very funny and sweet but mean at the same time. She don’t take shit from no one. She’s been through so much as a kid she has no time for bs. She love to speak her mind and don’t care how you feel.

Gerri Diamond 

One who pees too often and shits in the woods
You Gerri Diamond, go poop in the woods with bandit
Gerri Diamond by Bandit raper November 21, 2004

Cater Diamond 

A gay man obsessed with his phone who posts EVERYTHING on magicgram
“I looked so horrible, but cater diamond INSISTED I take a picture
Cater Diamond by Verisolos July 19, 2022

TWANSON DIAMOND

The diamond shaped space between the thighs on a female body, just below the crotch. The twanson diamond is most commonly seen between the legs of a slimmy or a thick woman that wears very... very tight pants.

1: "Man, she got that gap!"

2: "Yeah, that is definately the Twanson Diamond."
TWANSON DIAMOND by Z1r0 December 9, 2008