Hate crime Wednesday

“Hate crime Wednesday” is a day that occurs every week in which all hate crimes are legal

Dan: hey faggot
Bob: woah! Dude you can’t say that

Dan: it’s hate crime Wednesday

by Lunathebitch August 2, 2022

late crime

When you are so egregiously late for an appointment or event that it is considered criminal.

Patient: Hello, I'm Jack. I'm here for my teeth cleaning appointment.

Dental Receptionist: Your appointment was at 8:00 AM. It is now 4:56 PM. You have committed a late crime. I'm calling the police.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

Word Crimes

When you spell the same paragraph as someone else only in different spelling.
"Just keep in mind that "be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not letters
Get it together
Use your spell-checker
You should never
Write words using numbers
Unless you're seven
Or your name is Prince" - Weird Al (Word Crimes)

Behold the fall of literacy, it started with and emote and ended with a whimper. I hate these WORD CRIMES.......

by Stillwatter August 21, 2022

Tru crimed

Verb; Murdered, missing or kidnapped, essentially anything that would/will turn into a "true crime" video.

"did you hear about Suzy, she got tru crimed last weekend."
Present tense;
"Please, Don't tru crime me!"

by Meghan Chino September 27, 2022

Hate crime

When you hate your ex-girlfriend so much. You fuck the hate right out of you and her.

Mark. You need to give Amber a good hate crime

by Michael_Todd October 17, 2022

Hate Crime

that thing you do to the Dunkin Donuts cashier when they remove the seasonal donuts a week before they are fucking supposed to.

I just want fucking donut, don't make me commit a Hate Crime again.

by bigwillydanielson November 15, 2022

blow crime

Black-on-white violent crime.

Surprisingly, blow crimes have nothing to do with oral sex.

by Lucian T. Skeptic November 25, 2022