Cricket

a bunch of losers standing on a patch of grass calling each others mums fat.

'ah fuck sake, not the cricket again'

by vaporesso February 28, 2021

cricket king

Someone who repeatedly attempts to start up conversation in a group chat / text / email thread, but is never responded to, as what they are saying is irrelevant to the concerns of any of the recipients.

He wouldn't be such a cricket king if he didn't feel the need to start talking about nonsense every time the group goes silent.

by commissioner mugsy August 29, 2017

The Cricket

A technique for eating out a girl. Very rapid tongue movements create extreme pleasure. You can tell if a person is capable of this if they can move there tongue fast enough to create a noise. It feels amazing, they use it as a special privilege, not all girls are lucky enough to experience it.

Jeff-Dude, how was your night with the girlfriend.
Greg- Dude, I gave her the cricket, I thought she earned it.

by George Smith Carmen March 3, 2008

Cricket

It’s the sport you play when you suck at football (aka soccer).

Barry sucked at football as youth, so he tried out for the cricket team instead.

by Fred P. Snarffington June 7, 2024

Shit cricket

Stubborn little fucks that just won’t ever shut the hell up, I’d say one of the worst bugs ever created in Gods green earth

Man I can’t get no sleep, those damn shit crickets won’t shut the hell up

by Hashsimons September 13, 2020

cricket

The game of cricket is a game where everyone hates England equally.

Fuck not those cricket Poms again

by cricketontopjeremy November 22, 2023

cone cricket

Women who seek out sexy male road construction workers, love the smell of fresh asphalt and the color high visibility yellow.

That cone cricket out there at it again trying to hook up with dozer operator.

by Cndlstkmkr October 24, 2022