Condom crapper

When someone gets ass fucked and the condom on the man's dick comes off inside the partner's ass... Then the partner has to shit out said condom

Ahhh... Ahhhh!!!! Oh shit the condom came off!!! Get it out!! Shit it out I'm not reaching in there! (shitting noises) hahahahhahahah your a condom crapper

by Will108 October 16, 2012

rebecca cramer

She is very smart and very lovely, she laughs alot and is very arty. She always tries to do better for people, especially ones younger than her! She is a great role model and usually very stubborn! Any man would be happy to have her!

"She's so kind and understanding!"
I looked right back at her with a know-it-all look on my face,
"Well of course she is! It's Rebecca Cramer!"

by Baby Rebecca Cramer September 26, 2014

drity clamper

It's when one person or persons defecates in a vagina then clamp it in and when the penis is entered it squeezes feces Out on both sides

Watch what you say or I will give you a drity clamper while you are passed out drunk.

by Nighgen December 18, 2015

rusty camper

When the wife eats a bag of Cheetos and you finger her in the ass. Magnified in intensity if the Cheetos are of the "Jalapeño" variety; this becomes a rusty camper with the heater left on.

"Dude wife totally sharted my hand last night"
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."

by Johndhughes March 29, 2016

creepy crapper

A person who says creepy, sometimes inappropriate things, and has a crappy sense of humor, but has no intention of bring creepy and no idea that they are inappropriate.

Yosniel called me a dirty little girl the other day, but that was only because I didn't take a shower. Then the creepy crapper laughed as I scowled.

by Sophia the carter May 16, 2016

Pipe Camper

A person who won't pass the weed and "camps" on it.

Hey dude it's been 15 minutes...stop being a pipe camper and pass the weed

by Sinful Trash Bin January 19, 2017

closet camper

Someone who is so gay wears high heals talks gay and still try's to say they not gay even when friends ask them

You are a closet camper Adrian. Just come out all ready we know you are gay

by Cullum21 March 8, 2017