Cocktriliquist

When a man’s penis is so long , it makes his liver look like a puppet on the arm.

She sat on my cock , but she couldn’t take the whole thing. I felt like a cocktriliquist.

by Uupstatelongdong December 23, 2022

Cocknail

A term for an explosive nail shoved in one's urethra

Dylan: Man, did you hear what happened to Brian?

Alex: Yeah!! Britney caught his ass cheating and sicked him with a cocknail!

by misslieness July 21, 2025

MoloCock BlockTail

A corruption of the word Molotov Cocktail
Noun - A cock block that is unpleasantly rude and unnecessary, often causing the female (or male, that's ok too...) party to be utterly disgusted and relocate away from the cock-blockee. Basically the highest degree of cock blocking in the book.
Verb - (-ed)(-ing) - The act of performing a MAJOR cock block on a friend/acquaintance.

Joe: "I was talking to Sally at the party, when all of a sudden, Steve threw a MoloCock BlockTail at me, and told her I still wet the bed."
John: "Well, do you?"
Joe: "Yeah, but that's basically the highest degree of cock blocking in the book."

by goldbond69 March 4, 2015