Christian Server

A place where the swearing of ANYONE isn't tolerated, and shall not tarnish the Holy land we have been blessed with, anyone who does not obey these rule will be politely asked to leave.

Words that aren't allowed (forgive me):
Heck, Frick, Poop, A-Hole, and Darn.

Person 1: What the Frick!?
Person 2: I'm sorry sir, but this is a Christian Server, so no swearing!
Person 1: Darn
Person 2: I'm sorry sir but I will have to ask you politely, yet sternly, to leave this Christian Server because you have sworn. :(

by Your Server ADMINISTRATOR June 3, 2018

Lipstick Christian

Someone who wears Christianity like makeup... to hide the ugly person they really are.

Did you hear Leslie preaching the gospel right after cussing Allen behind his back? Yea...She's such a Lipstick Christian.

by Big CU December 20, 2006

Christian Grey

The object of all womens affection after you read all 3 books. Mommy Porn.

I am in Christian Greys sub club

by amX@ July 5, 2012

Christian Blowjob

When the christian side-hug isn't quite enough for your Jesus-friendly relationship, the Christian blowjob is the next step.

They decided to save kissing for after marriage so she gave him a Christian blowjob.

by Stayingwithjesus August 29, 2016

christian lindskog

swedish for beautiful lead singer of blindside.

Christian is so very sexy!
ou en francais:
Il est tres beau!

by Samigirl B April 9, 2005

christian lindskog

The lead singer of the band Blindside. He is also a talented lyricist and uses many different vocal styles such as screaming, singing, and even rapping.

Christian Lindskog is a very hot Swedish guy!!
I love him loads!!!

by xXxAndyxXx June 11, 2006

Christian Hippie

One who lives/and or worships in their spirituality in a non-conventional, non-denominational Christian way.

My Christian Hippie friends and I play guitar and sing in our church band every Sunday morning.

by Dakota Blue May 18, 2014