squash the carrot

masturebate your penis.

"i'm about to squash the carrot "

by kiara_c3 September 19, 2017

carrot o’clock

the time to get absolutely fucked

it’s carrot o’clock mate

by poopeepiss February 19, 2022

Carroting

In the 19th century, this was the process when good-quality hats were manufactured for men

Making, Sewing, Manuafacturing, Carroting

by Fedfan22 July 30, 2018

Carrot cutter

Someone who is so dumb the only job suitable for them is cutting carrots.

Joe over there failed his math test, he's for sure destined to be a carrot cutter

Or

You had one job you f**kn carrot cutter!

by Claudius trufflescale May 31, 2020

fuzzy carrot

A man's penis that has not been shaved in a long period of time.

Hey Mike your girlfriend said you have a fuzzy carrot.

by Lilnigy October 27, 2020

Carrot Cake

The nether regions of a ginger person

Person 1: How'd you get on with that bird you left with last night?

Person 2: Ah man, I tongue punched that carrot cake

by P4987-NBQ51 November 30, 2021

carrot sex

e cant pull so hell never have sex
(hes a red head)

guy: hi e wanna fuck

e:no i cant pull 0 genders
furry: me pwease
e: yes dadda i will finally do it because i have nobody else

meaning carrot sex

by slimelolpop March 27, 2024