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Mashed Carrot

When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.
I met a girl and performed a mashed carrot on her!
by BigBunnyrabbits July 16, 2019
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Ravioli Carrot Sauce

A sentence to use when you want to say a swear word, I legit made this word up one day when I was bored so don't judge how cringy it might be
What the ravioli carrot sauce did you do that!
Johnny was such a ravioli carrot sauce today.
by BTS rules December 9, 2019
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carrot

I do not eat those wet orange things you human call carrots!!!!!🍠
by Carrot🍠 December 9, 2019
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Human Carrot

Playing Fifa with delusion thinking you are the best of the best of the best
Look at him he thinks he’s a human carrot
by TheBL__ December 25, 2019
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Difficult Carrots Lime Breezy

This is an improved antonym} from "{Difficult Difficult Lemon Difficult}" I kept the first 'difficult, because it actually is an antonym. 'Peas', which I'm assuming is the root word of 'peasy', doesn't have an opposite. It does, however have a rival, of sorts -- 'Carrots'. The same holds true for 'Lemon'
The last one took a moment -- when you squeeze something you remove all the air or water. So, the opposite would be something with a lot of air. And 'Breezy' fits the rhyme scheme.
"It only took me about 10 minutes to create it -- so it really wasn't 'Difficult Carrots Lime Breezy'."
by Rej Leatherman December 27, 2019
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Carrot

Spencer Smith is a 4’ 11” carrot with extended teeth.
by Mr. Carrot destroyer May 14, 2019
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Carrot

Carrots are kind people. Most of the time. Carrots enjoy eating carrots.

Carrots like imagine dragons tooooo much

Carrots are great
Person 1: whose playing ID?
Person 2: Carrot *sighs* it’s 2 am
by Willowstar21 March 24, 2019
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