A complete tool. On the levels on toolness, becoming a 'tool can' is the ultimate highest. If this is in your name, nickname, or something that people just call you; you are most likely a tool for life.
by d758595c January 30, 2010
Get the tool canmug. The effect that working at a restaurant has on on a woman's ass. Over time as the woman indulges in more and more free food, her ass increases in size on the same curve. Also known as restaurant ass.
by chrisemc October 24, 2017
Get the restaurant canmug. Oh the Keanu Reeves, He's a cold can
by Seaniev4 November 30, 2016
Get the Cold Canmug. by I.like.anime.south.park.dhmis March 20, 2022
Get the Spinach canmug. After we both stumbled back to my place, I was canning yams all night!
Met this girl on Tinder and canned some yams the other day. That pussy was so fuckin' good!
This chick wants me so bad, I might can her yams later!
Met this girl on Tinder and canned some yams the other day. That pussy was so fuckin' good!
This chick wants me so bad, I might can her yams later!
by CanningYams215 July 17, 2018
Get the Canning Yamsmug. A girl or woman who wears clothes way too tight for her body. So when she unzips her pants or unbuttons her shirt her body goes POOF!! like a can of biscuits.
Jeff: Hey I saw you took that girl home last night, how was that?
Kevin: Ehh, she was a good ride, but bro she was a total BISCUIT CAN!
Kevin: Ehh, she was a good ride, but bro she was a total BISCUIT CAN!
by jasonmaples1 January 4, 2012
Get the BISCUIT CANmug. In the 1940s heroin was illegalized and people craving a high turned to glue sniffing. It was easier to do because you could pour it into a can and suck the air out of the can while pretending to drink, getting high in the process. This became known as getting can faced.
by sharabikhatmal November 8, 2016
Get the Can Facemug.