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Brady Haines

She’s the type of girl who clutches a Bible like it’s a designer bag, but the only commandment she follows is ‘Thou shalt love thyself — obsessively.’ Her idea of faith is posting inspirational quotes between and pity posts. Underneath the fake saint routine, she’s soft af — the kind of coward who’d run from her own shadow and then brag about how brave she is. Even her reflection rolls its eyes when she looks in the mirror.
by Tinkiebellie September 26, 2025
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Brady

A roopoo that is so germ..
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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brady

a guy who’s too scared to twerk..even though he would be reallyyy good at it!
yooo this brady guy needs to buss it down and twerk🥺🫰
by 😜🤝 March 23, 2025
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Brady Fest

Brady is such a loser he flexes with his fake 10k Rolex and dresses hard, and when you thought turtles were slow Brady is the slowest human being known to man kind runs at about .32 mph and thinks he’s the shit at basketball
“OMG that Brady Fest kid runs so dang slow.....we need to get him to the 9th grade team fast😬”
by TylerHo_Stinks69 November 29, 2018
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Brady Fact

Fact based loosely on actual truth or rumor, but in actuality being completely false
I heard Frog urine causes warts. Nah man that's just a Brady Fact
by Logo May 31, 2018
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