Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."
Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."
Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."
by Zendreon July 14, 2023
Get the Negative Blessingmug. My mom was in a car accident, it was horrible, but since she was at the hospital the blacklight blessing was that they found her cancer early and could cure it.
by slushiesybil74 November 17, 2009
Get the blacklight blessingmug. When you take a shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet. Its a good morning and god bless!
Wife "Why did you just come out of the bathroom with dirty dishes?"
you "It was a good morning and god bless!"
you "It was a good morning and god bless!"
by MitchyAK12 May 23, 2018
Get the good morning and god blessmug. by universal consciousness May 31, 2021
Get the bless it bemug. by Hillbilly Relish September 5, 2023
Get the Appalachian Blessingmug. A Blessed Karl is when you time a sneeze to violently defecate into your partner's face, and they finish the act by saying "Bless you". Similar to a Hot Karl, Warm Karl, and Cold Karl by involving poop, but somehow more Hungarian in nature.
I was trying to gift my lady with a Cold Karl the other night, but my allergies kicked in. It became a Blessed Karl. I'm single now.
by CAFFILNELL March 2, 2024
Get the Blessed Karlmug. bro, you don't even know, i totally blessed that chicks ass last night.
Have you blessing an ass yet broskie?
Have you blessing an ass yet broskie?
by assgod6969 May 24, 2017
Get the blessing an assmug.