Butt weld

The act of ejaculating in your partners ass crack, and giving the cheeks an almighty clap together to seal the deal.

"Having a dirty one with the missus and the full time celebrations may have got out of hand when I went and gave her the butt weld."

by Only gone and done it May 31, 2016

butt quack

(n.) a fart that sounds like a duck quacking

Last week I was on Zoom when Gary let out the loudest butt quack.

by n30e April 28, 2021

butt-nosing

When a jew is performing a 69 and his nose starts penetrating the woman's butthole giving her maximum pleasure.

Rabbi: "Dude I heard you did a 69 with that fat chick last night." Yechezkel: "Hell yeah, I was butt-nosing her the whole time."

by inlovewiththejuul September 24, 2017

butt scumper

Girl who takes pictures of guys butt and scumps then on instagram

You are such a butt scumper

by Yes you hoe April 26, 2017

the butt johnson

A dance that consists of putting both hands in the air, bends his knees, arches and persistantly shakes buttocks onto unsuspecting patrons.. Usually performed by the drunk one of the group.

Dude! Why did you bring Justin? Now he is going to do the butt johnson!

by fartpoopshart April 11, 2011

butt river

When one has a poop so sloppy it flows like that of a river

Tom Hanks was so upset by the homemade guacamole made by Meg Ryan that he went to her master bathroom and had a butt river.

by baustin52 November 8, 2012

brian's butt

Voluptuous, plump, and beautiful.

"He is the king of asses and the spirit guide to an any asses of ass past. Nobody will ever ass the way Brian asses. He is grandeur of all asses and all asses to ever exist. Brian's Butt. Oh my."
-George Takei

by Tara S November 24, 2013