put the fucking lotion in the basket

A command or ultimatum of the most serious and possibly life-threatening nature. Happens one someone careens too closely to your personal space.

Dude 1: "Dude, I took a brewski from your fridge, hope you don't mind"

Dude 2: "No sweat, bro knock yourself out!"

Dude 1: "Sweet! Then you won't mind that I pilfered some of your stash too?"

Dude 2: "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"

by zeromyhero January 28, 2014

Underwater Basket Weaving

A complex term used for sex; it takes two guys and a girl, or whatever you are into. One person receives the action, preferably a girl, while the guy or the other girl eats her out so hard and aggressive like weaving a basket. The other guy or girl would pour a bottle of fancy ass water, to give the simulation of being underwater.

"Hey, lets have a three way do some underwater basket weaving!"
Yeah let's do it!

by Eroom Rolyat November 16, 2016

Delivery basket

A coochie after it has a baby

My husband hasn’t gone near my delivery basket since I’ve had the baby.

by Shelda Flamer November 20, 2020

Horny bitch laundry basket

A form of person who never leaves there house our secluded area just like a laundry basket and is really just a horny bitch

Broo that girl is acting like a horny bitch laundry basket

by dRiP 2 hArd May 03, 2019

Horny nigga laundry basket

Horny nigga laundry basket are niggas who get horny for a laundry baskets. they will stick their dicks in the hole of a basket

That horny nigga laundry basket is very disturbing

by Big nigga josh June 17, 2019

Underwater Basket Weaving

Something to write on sweat pants if there is nothing else to, often followed by numbers 1-7 no one knows where this practice comes from however it is largely considered random without cause and just because/ why not?

I don't know what to put on the sweatpants!
me neither!
how about underwater basket weaving then the numbers 1-7?
sounds good buddy

by mchch September 08, 2009

put the fucking lotion in the basket

A slightly aggressive way of telling somebody to put lotion in a basket

Buffalo Bill: It places the lotion in the basket
Catherine: I wanna see my mommy. Please no...
Buffalo Bill: PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!

by jessbrown February 24, 2021