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Australian Navy Cadets

commonly known as the anchor wankers. The Australian Navy cadets are the worst Cadet force in the country. most of their training ships are not even remotely close to water yet. They still claim to be the best cadet force. The service uniform makes them look like homosexuals. Possibly because they are.
by i’m a cadet January 22, 2024
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Australian

An Australian is a person who molests Kangaroos and has no rizz and is a skibidi toilet
Person 1: Are you Australian
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Go fuck some Kangaroos you skibidi to rizz toilet
by Goxmba February 3, 2024
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Australian Joey

The act of picking up your partner, sticking your penis inside of their vagina, then proceed to hop around like a kangraroo, making your penis thrust inside of their vagina.
1: I gave my girlfriend an Australian Joey last night!
2: Must have been tiring for you, that bitch is heavy!
by spriggan. September 13, 2023
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Australian Gumblebee

A made up dog breed from the YouTube video "Trying To Find The Worst iPhone Game" published by Danny Gonzalez when he was asked by the fake AI boyfriend bot what breed his dog was.
Dude! What breed of dog is that?

Just my Australian Gumblebee, isn't she so cute?
by Cyber_Sprite October 17, 2023
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Australian Gas Mask

The act of one sexual partner giving oral sex to a female sexual partner while defecating in a seated position on the toilet.

~inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term 'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which symbolizes the use of protective gear against odorous or contaminating elements."
My girlfriend gave me an Australian Gas Mask last night after I ate too much Taco Bell and she wanted her pussy licked even tho I couldn’t get off the toilet.
by The JD Guy February 16, 2024
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Australian kiss

by Pook831 March 1, 2024
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Australian Mullet

Like a mullet but down under. Business in the front, party in the back. To do it shave everything in the front pubis area above the lower base of the penis or clitoris. Leave everything lower to grow wild and free.
Since I learned about the Australian Mullet it's the only way I wear my hair "down there". It is very low maintenance but not a wild do nothing bush. It shows a bit of effort but no risk in cutting any of the extra sensitive bits for either of the sexes.
by troyboy4life March 17, 2024
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