The sound of tousands of electronic seagulls being skinned alive in order to wake your dumbass in the morning for a longer day of bullshit
1: I need to be up earlier than I want to be and before I would naturally wake up
2: Set an alarm clock
1: oh yes the only option I have that I still want to reject despite having no other option because I live alone
2: I'm here for you
2: Set an alarm clock
1: oh yes the only option I have that I still want to reject despite having no other option because I live alone
2: I'm here for you
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He is that child that poops on the cake on your neighbors table and he lives in your attic secretly and he eats your food from your fridge we'll your out he also has a swan named rick, he steels fruit for rick
by grama June 4, 2018
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He's usually a sound guy but he's an alcarsehole so don't invite him to the pub if you don't want your night out ruined.
by QueenNobEd February 22, 2018
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Tiffany: "Whats that oddly veiny bruise on your forehead, Bruce?"
Bruce: "Oh that? I got the new Alarm Cock 3000."
Tiffany: "Damn I should upgrade mine, I have last years model."
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Tiffany: "Damn I should upgrade mine, I have last years model."
by Blackfat August 17, 2018
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You can usually spot one by their "skater-boy" looks, usually hanging out at the skaterpark with his friends.
He should also be a nerd about school and games.
His big dream is to work at a skaterpark.
He likes it when girls "nyaas" (at least he once did)
You can usually spot one by their "skater-boy" looks, usually hanging out at the skaterpark with his friends.
He should also be a nerd about school and games.
His big dream is to work at a skaterpark.
He likes it when girls "nyaas" (at least he once did)
by PleaseDontQuestionMe October 6, 2018
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