Alan Chalmers

The winner of the Soccer 5th's Blue Best and Fairest Award and he is 4'2 and he's Burmese.
Person 1: Wow how short is that one story building
Person 2: It must be only 20 or so Alan Chalmers's tall
by An Smarrt pearsun August 28, 2025
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Alan

Alan is that one guy you have for a hairdresser / he takes his time to annoy you so if you meet him he will be a little annoying // this is a joke
alan the hairdresser
by REEEEEEEEE//HEHE June 16, 2019
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Alan

Middle aged male that owns a small business, pays people damn near nothing, treats them like crap while also claiming every five minutes 'no one wants to work society is lazy'

Likely owns a house in an upscale neighborhood with a pool and gets their groceries delivered. Talks about how they are 'the little guy'
Oh my boss? He's such an Alan dude...he told me if I don't come to work on Christmas day that I will be fired...he only told me this at 11:30 at night Christmas Eve...
by TheMacNCheese@Home May 8, 2023
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Alan Li

This word is often used to compliment or describe someone of high Ohio Rizz Sigma Skibidi Toilet Fanum Tax Grimace Shake Alabama.
Alan Li: Ohio Rizz Sigma Skibidi Toilet Fanum Tax Grimace Shake Alabama ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€(โ—'โ—ก'โ—)(โ—'โ—ก'โ—)(โ—'โ—ก'โ—)SUIIIIIIIIIIII
by marcomonkey68421 December 11, 2023
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Alan

Slang used in parts of north Dublin Ireland to describe cocaine sometimes called Alan Rick
Aidan was asking Sean about his night out and what he got up to proceeds to ask where you on the Alan Rick aswell Sean says โ€œye course sure it was a Friday nightโ€
by JasonJCM April 5, 2023
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alan zhu

A guy who had a relatively huge head and a dumbass who only knows how to play games and has thousands of hours of games on steam.
Alan Zhu is an dumbass. Look at his steam account.
by TrashVan March 20, 2018
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