schizophrenic and delusional. has an imaginary boyfriend who doesn't know they're dating. does jumping jacks on the D.
by hernanescalante May 18, 2023
female 1: WOOOOW I had a good time with andreas last night
female 2: Me 2
female 3: also me
female 4: How many did he sex with
female 5: A lot apperantly, cause he had sex with me 2
female 6: I didn´t mind that i was number 6 because of his giant cock
female 7: word
female 2: Me 2
female 3: also me
female 4: How many did he sex with
female 5: A lot apperantly, cause he had sex with me 2
female 6: I didn´t mind that i was number 6 because of his giant cock
female 7: word
by Hvem faen tror du at du er October 06, 2020
Basically the best guy you could ever know. He's really smart but at the same time extremely dumb, two things that never go together but Andreas seems to balance perfectly. Everyone says he's tall although he's technically average but with short friends. Sadly, his name is rare, so not much is known about him and everyone seems to despise him, despite being the best person ever.
You are such an Andreas! What? I wish I were that awesome.
If you have an Andreas in your life, you're lucky
If you have an Andreas in your life, you're lucky
by TotallyNotAndreas November 23, 2021
Andrea is a girl who tries to be the best in the room or one up you, she has a big nose and she also doesn't care about anyone but herself if you know a Andrea get rid of them quick because she will lie and stab you in the back
Andrea: You know how I told you when I was younger I got acrylic nails well I was just lying so you would be my friend.
by Snkdnen August 02, 2024
by André purree December 13, 2018
A punk who gets sniped during soccer games. Steals my food and has the ability to be in two places at the same time. Furthest thing from a savage.
by Justrich23 October 19, 2017