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Judge addict

1. an asshole who is quick to judge

2. a person always jugging something and someone
3. person quick to assume things
girl pass with a short skirt

girl with me : she a hoe

me : how do know that
girl with me : look how short her skirt is

Me: fucking judge addict
by KITTYCAKE88 December 25, 2020
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Addicted urban voter

A person who is addicted to voting words on or off on the urban dictionary
"heyy why are u always voting on the urban dictionary"
"Cause I'm an addicted urban voter"
by 124235346 February 24, 2017
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Late Stage Porn Addiction

An acronym to describe someone who has gotten so desperate, and so addicted to porn, that the only solution is by spreading their habits to other people. these people are often pedophiles and predators.

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Ted: Shit, I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer
by stunning, and dingaling January 21, 2024
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Roblox gambling addiction

Roblox is a online platform for kids. THIS place has become a fucking CASINO. Roblox is full of aura gambling games like aura rolls whatever shit. the AMAZINGAURAOVPOWEROHIOSIGMA:(MUTATED) like this shit is worse than skibidi syndrome and skibidi syndrome THAT SHIT IS BAD BROOOO. But officially Roblox has become a gambling site.
(Roblox Gambling Addiction) A gambling addiction to a childrens platform of young user base. Gambling is really bad but Roblox is allowing it because it is a money farm for roblox. SPIN THE ROLL BUTTON WIN THE AURA.
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